|Dreyfus: "Dude, you did not just jump off of the couch."|
Eureka: "Yes, yes I did."
|Heather: "Eugh! Caslyn, I know it was you that broke the sink again!"|
|Caslyn: "I don't know what to do honey, don't get mad at me."|
|Caslyn: "Why on earth did you make me marry that weirdo?"|
For pretty babies my pretty.
|Piper: "And the square block goes in that hole."|
Oh poor Piper, she isn't the smartest apple in the bunch.
|Jaxen: "Oh my gosh why didn't anyone tell me about this sink?!? Eww, eww, I can't get wet!"|
|All of the Baudelaire's must be heartbroken over the sink.|
|Nova loves her new sparkly dog food!|
The Baudelaire's are like crows, they love shiny things.
|Caslyn: "Stupid broken sink, I don't know why I get blamed and have to clean the mess."|
*Continues to mumble under his breath*
|Cylee: "Look, it's some kind of crazy claw thing that is going to get you, Caden!"|
Caden: "These people I'm forced to live with... they, they are crazy!"
|But you have to love them for their craziness.|
|Caden: "Num, num. I love this mushy stuff they feed me every day!"|
|Cylee: "Wha??? This isn't syrup!"|
|Hey, who are you and what do you think you're doing in our refrigerator?!|
Weird Food Stealer: "I'm just gettin' some food brah."
|Nova = Love|
|Parker: "But why... why did the computer break in the middle of my magnificent book?"|
|Cylee: "Ah derpy durr."|
Seriously, I think the Baudelaire's are losing brain cells every hour, it must be something in the air around their house.
|It's the gathering of the wild Baudelaire animals, let's just watch them socialize and feast upon their sparkly food.|
|Fallyn: "Ah that's the spot, right where they prepare their food and the best part? They will never even know."|
|Random Weirdo: "What, who locked the door? Let me in I'm hungry!"|
Ha, that's what you get you food thief!