|Cylee: "So what do you do for a living? Where do you live? Why have I never seen you around before?"|
|Cylee: "Shazam! I present you with these beautiful purple flowers straight out of thin air!"|
Presley: "There's a bee!!!"
|Things are moving rather fast, aren't they???|
|Cylee: "Oh yeah, he's hooked... now time to reel him in."|
Slow it down, lady.
|Cylee: "I know I've only asked you a handful of questions, known you for a little while and have no idea what your last name is but... will you marry me?"|
Presley: "Oh. My. Gosh! It's so sparkly, yes!!!"
|Cylee: "I can't believe I just proposed to Presley, I'm not ready for marriage!"|
Oh please don't faint like you always do.
|Attikus is settling in well, he found his favorite spot already!|
|No, no, this can't be... this never ends well!|
Rest In Peace: Parker Baudelaire
He just couldn't make it much longer without his precious Skyler. Parker was a well accomplished writer, great father and an inspiration to all of Appaloosa Plains, he will be missed.
|Cylee: "Are you going to move?"|
Presley: "Nah, I like it right here."
|One day here and the Baudelaire's have already rubbed off on Presley. Wow, their craziness really works fast.|
|Cylee: "I live with a bunch of loons but on a side note, how do you like my room all decked out in purple?"|
|Cylee: "Rubby, rubby, I've got a baby in my tummy."|
|Cylee: "I can't believe I'm going to be a mommy, I'm scared to be a mommy!"|
You're scared of everything.
|Welcome to the family, Presley Porter (Now Baudelaire)!|
I'm sure you will make a great and crazy addition to the already over crowded house!