|Samuel: "Three candles... seriously? I'm older than that."|
|Emilia: "He has an amazing cake right in front of him and he's worried about the candles."|
|He's still smoking, that means he just blew himself up before the party.|
|Novie: "Is it time to blow this yet?"|
|Pennie: "Who's making all of that loud noise?!"|
|Samuel: "My whole family has their attention on me, time to shine!"|
|Granny in bathing suit, toasted Chase, smelly Loklyn... check!|
|Samuel is cute! He reminds me a lot of Nolan in the face.|
|Nolan: "That's an insult, I look better than that."|
|Nolan: "In fact, I look better than any Baudelaire that has ever existed!"|
|Chase: "Any Baudelaire ever? Including me?!"|
|Samuel: "Nolan does not look better than me!"|
|Samuel: "That's just rude."|
|Novie: "Too many teenage emotions around here, eww!"|
|Loklyn: "Yeah, eww."|
You don't have any room to talk, smelly.
|Novie: "I will give him some room to talk, I'm not getting anywhere near him."|
|Novie: "Since when did this boy have blue hair?"|
Granny is losing it.
|Really? SO CLOSE.|
|The Baudelaire's got a new bird! I feel like they have so many of them.|
|The bird is in the dining room so he can watch everyone have dinner.|
|It was a beautiful day until the creepy llama mascot showed up!|
|Get out of here!|
|Sawyer always works out before baby arrives, I think she gets self conscious.|
|It's a warm summer day so all of the kids decided to go outside and enjoy the pool they never use.|
|Well, everyone except Joel.|
|Emilia: "I'm about to do a dive, wanna watch?!"|
|Chase: "Mom said I have to shower before getting in the pool, I wanted to bathe in the pool!"|
|Hopefully nobody gets caught on Blake's hook.|
|Sundance: "Everything okay?...."|
Sawyer: "Sundance, find help!"
Sawyer: "Yes, that really helps!"
|Emilia: "Sundance is crying, what do we do?!"|
Did you forget something?
|Samuel: "Mom's in labor!"|
Joel: "WHAT?! I thought we were freaking out because of Sundance crying!"
|Sawyer: "This is just great."|
|Sawyer: "Now mom is freaking out too?!"|
|After everyone finally left the room, Sawyer welcomed another baby girl!|
|Introducing, Cassie Baudelaire!|
|Blake: "That was boring, time for bed."|
|Pennie beat him to it.|
|Barkley: "What is this and why did someone leave it on the floor?!"|