|Chance isn't the best fisher in town, I hope he doesn't plan on eating what he catches because he can't catch anything.|
|Chance: "So, pretty lady... are you single?"|
Freaky Kid: "Does my Mommy look single?! Back off. NOW."
|Chance: "I can't even get a date because of creepy, evil toddlers!"|
|Knox and Kisses never leave each other, they're best friends.|
|Star came over for a visit, I bet she didn't expect a makeover while she was here!|
|Landon: "This plant, it's just so beautiful! I love you, plant."|
Just don't turn it down if it proposes to you!
|Chance: "Shower in a can... I've never felt cleaner before."|
|Chance: "Get these bugs off of me!!! Why do you make me do this?!"|
|Chance: "Ew, ew, ew! Disapprove, disapprove!"|
|Chance: "I want to go home!!!"|
Not yet my pretty, not yet.
|Chance: "These grapes feel so funny between my toes!"|
I really hope you washed your feet before you got in there.
|Chance: "Ouch... you would think landing on grapes wouldn't hurt."|
|Chance's adventures in France are coming to an end, he spent his final night there just admiring the beauty of the area, it really is a beautiful place to travel to!|
|He came home to Star Shue still hanging around, she's grown up now, it's time to see what she thinks of our precious Chance-A-Roo.|
|Well, that escalated quickly.|
I think they like each other.
|Star: "You know what? I've been hanging around your house all day everyday just for a chance to woohoo with you!"|
Chance: "Really?! Well, let's not waste anytime making your wish come true!"
|Put our Twixx down immediately or I will haunt you forever! Wait, can you haunt the Grim Reaper?|
April 11, 2012 - July 20, 2012
|Grim Reaper: "I'm just gonna grab a piece of this and get back home to the underworld."|
Sure, take the whole thing!
|I guess nobody around here read the warning sign by the hot tub...|
Hot tub woohoo may cause Baudelaire babies.
|Guess what? You're gonna be a Daddy!|
Chance: "Wait, what? How did that happen?!"
|Star: "What are you hiding behind you?"|
Chance: "You're pregnant so I'm going to follow in the footsteps of the heirs before me and propose! We can't let a baby be born into this house without the Baudelaire last name."
|Chance: "See how shiny? You can't resist its beauty, can you?"|
|Star: "NO, I can't! Yes, I will marry you!"|
Chance: "The sparkle in your beautiful eyes is brighter than this ring."
Chance is so sweet.
|Star: "I love you, Chance Baudelaire."|
Chance: "I love you too, my precious Sweet Pea."
|Star: "Oh yeah, I've got him hooked now."|
|Star is officially a Baudelaire! I can't wait to see Chance and Star babies, I wonder if they will be green?|