|Caden: "Stupid, ugly mailbox, the mailbox at our old house was better."|
|While Caden is outside having an argument with the innocent mailbox, Knox and everyone else is inside sleeping in their new cozy beds.|
|Suddenly... a wild robber appears out of the darkness.|
Go away, nobody likes you!
|Ugly Robber: "What just happened, how do I shut this loud thing off?!"|
By leaving, that's how!
|Ugly Robber: "But I don't wanna leave, I want to steal all of your fancy things!"|
|Harper: "I'm sick and tired of everyone waking me up!!!"|
Caden: "Sensory overload, I can't take this anymore!"
|Chance: "Everyone is freaking out, that's so cool!"|
You... are strange, but strange is the new normal around here.
|Robber: "Ow, why would you hurt me?!"|
|Caden: "Haha! In your face, robber!"|
|Hurley: "YES! That cop beat the robber's butt!"|
|Run Chance, they don't look very happy!|
|After all of the chaos everyone went back to bed and got right back to their normal routine the next day, Kisses followed Peyson around until she played with him.|
|And Hurley decided to go down to the park to play for some tips, he has over a million dollars and he still wants to play for tips.|
|Landon caught himself on fire, like always.|
Landon: "Eugh, again, seriously?!"
|Landon: "I don't even care anymore, I'm gonna play me some pool."|
|Elliot: "Look! It's spraying my booty, haha!"|
|Heartleigh: "It's so peaceful once you get away from the crazy people."|
|Elliot: "I have my ice cream so you can leave now."|
It. Never. Leaves.
|Landon decided to go to the junkyard to find some scrap, he didn't find any.|
|Landon: "Cover your ears!"|
Landon! What are you doing?!
|Landon, this is public property, you can't just come here and start blowing stuff up!|
|Landon: "Well, that wasn't what I expected."|
|Elliot: "Oh yeah, the ladies... they love me, they are all up on me."|
|Elliot turned out so handsome, I can't wait to see what Chance looks like!|
|Chance: "Elliot does not look better than me."|
Heartleigh: "That's right, he doesn't look better than me either."
We have a bunch of jealous, moody Sims today.
|Chance: "My Mom is going to blow the candles out for me if she doesn't back away from my cake."|
|Chance: "Smile? Am I doing it right?"|
You look a little awkward but you are doing it right.
|Elliot: "Oh my gosh, is he lifting that thing up and carrying it?! It looks so heavy!"|
You do know that is a statue, don't you?
|Elliot: "Oh, it's a statue?!"|
Elliot, I love you but you aren't very bright.
|Caden: "No, no, no. You listen to me, I want all of our furniture in our new house before we get there, got it?!"|
|Pack your bags, we're moving.|
Elliot: "Why are you making us move again and WHY did you wake me up?!"
|Chance: "I don't wanna move, we just moved into this house!"|
|Twixx : "I love the new flowers here, they smell amazing."|
|Elliot skipped school the first day they were in the new house so he got punished and sent to the corner, bad Elliot!|
|Peyson is a master cook, I just wish I could have one of those!|
|So many eventful things happened within the first few days of moving into the new house, our precious Valiant left us! We will always miss you!|
Valiant Wrecks Baudelaire
April 15, 2012 - July 15, 2012
|Twixx: "Come to Papa my precious little birdy..."|
|Elliot: "That poor little bird!"|