The Baudelaire's - Chapter 118

Chance isn't the best fisher in town, I hope he doesn't plan on eating what he catches because he can't catch anything.

Chance: "So, pretty lady... are you single?"
Freaky Kid: "Does my Mommy look single?! Back off. NOW."

Chance: "I can't even get a date because of creepy, evil toddlers!"

Knox and Kisses never leave each other, they're best friends.

Star came over for a visit, I bet she didn't expect a makeover while she was here!

Landon: "This plant, it's just so beautiful! I love you, plant."
Just don't turn it down if it proposes to you!

Chance: "Shower in a can... I've never felt cleaner before."

Chance: "Get these bugs off of me!!! Why do you make me do this?!"

Chance: "Ew, ew, ew! Disapprove, disapprove!"

Chance: "I want to go home!!!"
Not yet my pretty, not yet.

Chance: "These grapes feel so funny between my toes!"
I really hope you washed your feet before you got in there.

Chance: "Ouch... you would think landing on grapes wouldn't hurt."

Chance's adventures in France are coming to an end, he spent his final night there just admiring the beauty of the area, it really is a beautiful place to travel to!

He came home to Star Shue still hanging around, she's grown up now, it's time to see what she thinks of our precious Chance-A-Roo.

Well, that escalated quickly.
I think they like each other.

Star: "You know what? I've been hanging around your house all day everyday just for a chance to woohoo with you!"
Chance: "Really?! Well, let's not waste anytime making your wish come true!"

Dirty Sims.

Put our Twixx down immediately or I will haunt you forever! Wait, can you haunt the Grim Reaper?

Twixx Baudelaire
April 11, 2012 - July 20, 2012

Grim Reaper: "I'm just gonna grab a piece of this and get back home to the underworld."

Sure, take the whole thing!

I guess nobody around here read the warning sign by the hot tub...

*Warning*
Hot tub woohoo may cause Baudelaire babies.

Guess what? You're gonna be a Daddy!
Chance: "Wait, what? How did that happen?!"

Star: "What are you hiding behind you?"
Chance: "You're pregnant so I'm going to follow in the footsteps of the heirs before me and propose! We can't let a baby be born into this house without the Baudelaire last name."

Chance: "See how shiny? You can't resist its beauty, can you?"

Star: "NO, I can't! Yes, I will marry you!"
Chance: "The sparkle in your beautiful eyes is brighter than this ring."

Chance is so sweet.

Star: "I love you, Chance Baudelaire."
Chance: "I love you too, my precious Sweet Pea."

Star: "Oh yeah, I've got him hooked now."

Star is officially a Baudelaire! I can't wait to see Chance and Star babies, I wonder if they will be green?

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 115

Caden: "Stupid, ugly mailbox, the mailbox at our old house was better."

While Caden is outside having an argument with the innocent mailbox, Knox and everyone else is inside sleeping in their new cozy beds.

Suddenly... a wild robber appears out of the darkness.

Go away, nobody likes you!

Ugly Robber: "What just happened, how do I shut this loud thing off?!"

By leaving, that's how!

Ugly Robber: "But I don't wanna leave, I want to steal all of your fancy things!"

Harper: "I'm sick and tired of everyone waking me up!!!"
Caden: "Sensory overload, I can't take this anymore!"

Chance: "Everyone is freaking out, that's so cool!"
You... are strange, but strange is the new normal around here.

Robber: "Ow, why would you hurt me?!"

Caden: "Haha! In your face, robber!"

Hurley: "YES! That cop beat the robber's butt!"

Run Chance, they don't look very happy!

After all of the chaos everyone went back to bed and got right back to their normal routine the next day, Kisses followed Peyson around until she played with him.

And Hurley decided to go down to the park to play for some tips, he has over a million dollars and he still wants to play for tips.

Landon caught himself on fire, like always.
Landon: "Eugh, again, seriously?!"

Landon: "I don't even care anymore, I'm gonna play me some pool."

Elliot: "Look! It's spraying my booty, haha!"

Heartleigh: "It's so peaceful once you get away from the crazy people."

Elliot: "I have my ice cream so you can leave now."

It. Never. Leaves.

Landon decided to go to the junkyard to find some scrap, he didn't find any.

Landon: "Cover your ears!"
Landon! What are you doing?!

Landon, this is public property, you can't just come here and start blowing stuff up!

Landon: "Well, that wasn't what I expected."

Elliot: "Oh yeah, the ladies... they love me, they are all up on me."

Elliot turned out so handsome, I can't wait to see what Chance looks like!

Chance: "Elliot does not look better than me."
Heartleigh: "That's right, he doesn't look better than me either."

We have a bunch of jealous, moody Sims today.

Chance: "My Mom is going to blow the candles out for me if she doesn't back away from my cake."

Chance: "Smile? Am I doing it right?"

You look a little awkward but you are doing it right.

Elliot: "Oh my gosh, is he lifting that thing up and carrying it?! It looks so heavy!"

You do know that is a statue, don't you?

Elliot: "Oh, it's a statue?!"

Elliot, I love you but you aren't very bright.

Caden: "No, no, no. You listen to me, I want all of our furniture in our new house before we get there, got it?!"

Pack your bags, we're moving.

Elliot: "Why are you making us move again and WHY did you wake me up?!"

Chance: "I don't wanna move, we just moved into this house!"

Twixx : "I love the new flowers here, they smell amazing."

Elliot skipped school the first day they were in the new house so he got punished and sent to the corner, bad Elliot!

Peyson is a master cook, I just wish I could have one of those!

So many eventful things happened within the first few days of moving into the new house, our precious Valiant left us! We will always miss you!

Valiant Wrecks Baudelaire
April 15, 2012 - July 15, 2012

Twixx: "Come to Papa my precious little birdy..."

Elliot: "That poor little bird!"