|Caden: "Drink your suspicious green bottle juice baby Heartleigh. You need toxic green milk to grow up to be a strong Baudelaire!"|
|I swear they DO take showers, just not after they blow theirself up.|
|Hurley: "How did I let a child beat me at chess, how?!"|
I would be more worried about your fried hair and crispy undies if I was you.
|Brighton was trying to teach Peyson to talk and she was being just a little difficult.|
|Are you ready for sparkle time, Kettle?!|
Kettle: "No, no sparkle time please."
Kettle: "Do. Not. Approve!"
|Kettle: "Now that transition felt strange, very strange."|
Well, you look strange.
|It's already time for baby Heartleigh's birthday, time flies!|
Caden: "Do... do I hear an annoying person? I think I do!"
|Hurley: "Birthday, yayyyy....."|
It looks like we have a party pooper on our hands.
|Here's the beautiful and precious Heartleigh! I can tell she's going to take after her Daddy with his dark hair, dark skin and red eyes.|
|Heartleigh: "I'm watchin' you, Peyson."|
|Peyson: "Are you just going to let her continue to stalk me?!"|
|Caslyn: "Oh yeah, they love me, they all LOVE me."|
|Caslyn is rocking that gray hair and awesome cane!|
Caslyn: "I'm sexy and I know it.."
|Piper: "What is that freaky thing that Heartleigh is playing with?!"|
|I love these two little girls! I think they're going to grow up and be best friends, I can't wait to see them when they're older, they will be beautiful!|
|Hurley: "I love my little clone baby girl, you are going to grow up to look and act just like Daddy, yes you are!"|
|Oh please don't let her grow up to be as strange as him, she already has those insane Baudelaire genes working against her.|
|Hurley: "What? Me strange? Nah, I'm normal, you just have a different view on things."|