The Baudelaire's - Chapter 371

Xander: "Ahh! Who did this?!"

Xander: "I bet it was Brenner..."

Phoenix: "Bet you can't look as goofy as me."

All Baudelaire kids get an early start on their skills.

Baby #3?!

Xander: "We have two, isn't that enough?"

Jameson: "Yeah, I can be heir!"

Cadienne: "Something weird is happening."

Cadienne: "Oh, is this what's happening?"

Cadienne Baudelaire

 August 10, 2015 - April 16, 2016

Templeton: "I'm sleepy, I think I'll rest right here."

I miss Templeton.

Kato: "I don't think I've sniffed you yet."

The bump is growing!

The family just grew too, Brenner found a snake!

Brenner: "I hope it's an evil snake!!!"

Even ghosts need to be comfortable.

Jameson likes to rip the heads off of the dolls.

Phoenix: "He likes to do what?!"

Xander: "What are you doing?"

Phoenix: "Having a baby."

Xander: "My wife is having a baby!"

It's another boy! I usually want a mix but I like having all boys this time. Introducing, Ronan Baudelaire!

It's time for the twins to age up and move out, finally!

Bristol: "Finally? Why do you want to get rid of us?!"

Melody: "Yay, we're finally leaving this crazy house!"

It was hard to let go of Melody and Bristol, I thought about doing double heir.

*Sparkles*

Look at this cutie! We finally have a kid that looks like Phoenix.

Ronan: "So that means I'm the favorite."

Benelli: "The kid is wrong, I'M the favorite."

Xander: "Don't worry, you're the favorite."

He's so adorable!

Gnome: "Get off of my lawn!"

Xander isn't wasting any time, it's time to potty train Ronan.

And then it's time for a milk break.

Bentley: "I can never beat this game!"

The gnomes are starting to take over again.

Xander: "Can you say gnome?"

Ronan: "Those are the creepy things, right?"

Xander: "Well, yes but there's also the creepy ice cream truck and the imaginary friends."

Bentley: "I finally passed that level!"

Ronan: "I left something in the potty!"

Let's see if he's a witch too!

I bet he is.

Yep! I love witch babies.

Ronan: "Bring my toy back!"

Ronan: "I love my dino."

Phoenix: "Let's have one more baby."

 I bet it will be a boy.

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 365

He looks so bored.

Novak: "I am, she's boring."

Melody: "Giddy up!"

Brenner is actually being sweet, he's reading the twins a bedtime story.

In the wrong beds of course but at least he's being sweet.

Gross, find somewhere else to do that.

Nothing like grooming yourself and then passing out.

It's time for the oldest twins to age up! It's weird that my heiress will be having kids soon and there's still 5 other kids in the household.

Bristol: "I thought you were having a birthday?"

Phoenix: "He is, he's holding it up!"

Double birthday fun!

Make a wish!

Felix: "I wish I didn't have to grow up."

Me too, Felix.

At least he grew up handsome! Now get out.

*Sparkles*

Harloe and Aurora must think they're the heiresses. 

Phoenix: "Well they thought wrong."

It's an eventful day, Kato found a purple dog outside.

I wonder who it could be?

Benelli: "My name is Benelli, I'm the new mate!"

Phoenix decided to visit the park, she noticed this cute but grumpy guy when she got there.

And the aliens parked across the street.

Phoenix: "My name is Phoenix Baudelaire, I'm looking for a husband."

Xander: "I've heard about the Baudelaire family!"

Xander: "Have I been chosen to be a spouse?!"

Phoenix: "Maybe, if you tone down the excitement."

Xander: "I just knew I loved you the moment I saw you."

Kid: "Get a room."

Kid: "Look at me, I like kissing people in public places."

Xander: "Wow, please tell me you want to get married right now!"

Harloe: "They will never know I did it."

Ellis: "Harloe set a booby trap."

Cadienne: "How could she?"

Novak is strange, he swims with all of his clothes on, I admit that I do the same though.

Fantasia: "I swim with all of my fur on."

Fantasia was a great kitty spouse, he will be missed!

Fantasia Baudelaire
January 10, 2016 - April 12, 2016

Brenner: "I love you, Grim."

Brenner: "That doesn't mean you can try to kiss me!"

Harloe: "Want to see my gross video?"

Grim: "No, no thanks."

Phoenix is going to impress him with a hot dog eating contest.

I get sick with one hot dog, I would have to lay down on the ground after eating that many.

Xander: "I won! I would say something inappropriate but I won't."

Phoenix: "I can't believe I lost!"

Phoenix: "I don't like losing!"

Phoenix: "I'll be mad about that for months."

Xander: "She needs to get over it."

Benelli won't be staying long, she's just here to have puppies with Kato.

Phoenix is ready to take over and have generation 33 babies!

And Xander is going to contribute some good genetics.