The Baudelaire's - Chapter 383

Kato is so pretty!

It's a sad day in the Baudelaire household!

Kato Baudelaire

1/15/16 - 9/3/16

You know what, just go away. I'm not dealing with your mwahaha today.

Phoenix: "He's always so mean."

Phoenix: "WHY IS HE ALWAYS SO MEAN?!"

Well, not ALWAYS.

Natalia: "Oh, um. I think it's time."

She's right! Baby #2 is here, another baby boy! Introducing, Maddock Baudelaire!

The Baudelaire motto is "Waste no time between babies."

*Sparkles*

CUUUUUUTE! A little mixture of Ronan and Natalia.

We're just going to look away now...

Natalia has her hands full with two toddlers, at least she has a lot of help with the rest of the family.

I'm convinced that he knows how adorable he is.

Kiwi is a tough little kitten, taking everyone else down.

Potty training time, we don't waste time on that around here.

Maddock: "Now I can go potty by myself!"

Natalia: "Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

Maddock: "The WHAT?"

Natalia: "Excuse me?! We have bed bugs?"

No, it's just a phrase.

Natalia: "I'm so emotional!"

We know what that means!

Shop Owner: "Excuse me, old man. You have to buy something or leave."

Xander: "This is a nice chair, young man."

Peach isn't the most coordinated kitty.

In his spare time, Brenner enjoys gardening. When he's not plotting world domination, he's plotting plants.

Calliope: "What a beautiful day for a cat nap in the sun, I need a good stretch first."

It looks like Brenner joined in on helping with the toddlers today.

He's being nice, too nice...

It's confirmed now, baby #3 is on the way!

Natalia: "Today I'm going to play you a little song called "Every Breath You Take."

Phoenix: "I can't let her music be better than mine."

Phoenix: "But I'm a terrible musician!"

Taking care of toddlers takes a lot out of you.

Xander: "GASP! Again??"

Toucan: "Not this guy again!"

Calliope: "Who is he here for??"

The usual.

Grim: "I'll catch you without one of these one day, old man!"

Grim: "But until then, good riddance!"

Brenner: "Haha, can't stop me!"

Brenner: "NEVER."

Grim: "Man, something reeks."

Grim: "We don't have these in the underworld."

Grim: "I'm going to take this to go."

Birthday time!

*Sparkles*

He has the most adorable curly hair!

Brenner: "Someone else take care of these children!"

Brenner: "And that's how you say mwahahaha."

Maddock: "Muahaha."

Close enough.

 

The Baudelaire's - 381 (Introducing Generation 34!)

Long time no post... again! Let's see, this is baby #??? Let me check my previous posts.

Oh, baby #1 for Natalia and Ronan. Carry on...

No, I did not mean carry on like that!

Nathaniel: "Well what did you mean?!?!"

Brennan: "Anything but this! My face, I have to protect my beautiful face!"

Natalia is like nope, I'm outta here.

But first. 

Belly rubs.

Natalia: "Are you here to save us???"

That's one way to save yourself from a fire, I guess?

Firefighter: "Nobody panic!"

Everyone *proceeds to panic more*

Firefighter: "I SAID DO NOT PANIC!"

Nathaniel: "I was as cool as a cucumber."

Natalia: "He's lying."

Ronan: "Oh no, the shower is broken."

Ronan: "How will I shower?!"

Maybe one of the other five showers.

Toucan: "I don't know what's in that basket but I want to find out."

Brenner: "I swear I did not do that."

Round #2

Phoenix: "It's fine everyone, I can fix this with magic!"

Why didn't you do this the first time?!

Phoenix: "Heh."

If it's not one thing it's another, I don't have time for this Mr Zombie.

Phoenix: "And just like that I banished him back to the grave."

Whoo, birthday time!

*Sparkles*

Nathaniel: "Handsome? Yeah?"

Indi: "Phoenix, please don't."

Indi: "I never liked her."

Natalia: "A ghost!"

Natalia just needs some time to adjust.

Kato: "I think she needs some practice too!"

Otis: "What is that horrible sound?!"

It's just Natalia practicing.

Or in labor!

Natalia: "I can't have my baby in the snow."

So, let's build an igloo?

And just like that (in the snow) generation 34 was born!

Introducing generation 34, Collin Baudelaire!

Ronan: "Who's my precious baby boy!"

Not Collin I guess.

*Sparkles*

He looks so much like Ronan!

So adorable I could squeeze his cheeks.

Collin: "No, not the claw!"

Natalia: "Nope, just tickles!"

Natalia: "And bed time, good night."

Collin: "These pajamas are ridiculous."

I think they're super adorable!

Ronan: "Look at my cute baby bunny, ready for breakfast?"

Collin: "This is the best thing I've ever tasted!"

Baby toes are the cutest!

Calliope: "Cat lovers everywhere would disagree, TOE BEANS are the cutest."