The Baudelaire's - Chapter 139

Myloh loves to make the beds, he goes around the whole house and makes the beds before school every morning.

Lyrica: "Don't come near my food."
Cricket: "I won't as long as you don't come near mine."

Alesana: "What's up Mom? Are you making me some evil pancakes like I asked you to?"

Alesana: "Evil pancakes to start off my evil day of school, niiiiccee."

Colette: "I'm tired of making evil pancakes for that kid and taking out the nasty trash too."

Time for Spencer and Alesana to get ready and head to Prom!

Zayne: "You are the greatest Mommy ever."

Colette: "Well, you're the cutest and sweetest little boy ever!"

Zayne: "Yay, it's time for my birthday!"

*Sparkles*

He's adorable and strange at the same time!

You can't take Lyrica from us!

Colette: "I. can't. handle. this."

Lyrica Baudelaire
July 26, 2012 - October 4, 2012

She ended up fainting three times, I think she gets worse every time someone dies.

Myloh: "We lost Lyrica and then Mom faints every time she moves, this is a horrible day."

Iso: "It's going to be okay, cheer up!"
Iso is so sweet.

Carlee went over to visit Callie and found a baby on the floor, why are the kids always on the floor?!

Carlee: "That poor baby, these are horrible living conditions!"

Callie married a rich guy and had twin girls with him, this is Damaris Baudelaire-Alto!

And her twin, Charlene Baudelaire-Alto! She looks just like Callie!

Myloh finally gets the party he wanted!

Spencer: "Don't even think about blowing that thing."

Myloh: "This feels strange, I changed my mind, I don't want a party!"

Gamble: "I'm watching you."

Gamble: "I'm watching you very close."

Myloh: "This was the best birthday party. EVERRR!"

Gamble: "Get away from me!"

Myloh: "Okay, okay!"

Okay, Gamble is really starting to creep me out.

Why?!?!
You were the best birdy ever!

Alesana: "All of those arm exercises are paying off."

Myloh: "Wait...what is 5+5???"
You are cute but not very smart.

Myloh: "That's okay, I would pick being cute over smart any day."
Of course you would.

Spencer: "I'm cute and smart!"
Sure you are...

Yep, she's only cute.

This little dog wandered in somehow and quickly realized he wanted to leave as soon as he could, take me with you!

Now is the time when Star is needed!
Myloh: "How does this thing work?"

Colette: "The house is going to burn down! Everybody out!!!"

Spencer: "I'm going to fix Mom's sprinklers so they will be nice and automatic."

Colette: "Why is she touching my sprinklers?!"

Cricket: "I hope you enjoyed this chapter, you probably didn't see me in this chapter but I saw you."
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The Baudelaire's - Chapter 138

Colette: "Mommy loves you so much, your Daddy might not be here but you will always know what a great person he was."

Colette: "Oh no...the bees are out!"

Colette: "Everybody run!!!"
I'm confused, are we running from the bees or the creeper ice cream truck?

Spencer: "Mom's getting attacked by bees?!"
You're a little late.. she was attacked days ago.

The infant days didn't last long, it's time for Zayne's birthday!

Everybody gather around for the party, don't look too excited.

Spencer: "Do we get cake?"

*Sparkles*

Zayne: "Do you love me? I'm adorbz, right?"
Zayne looks so much like Star!

Kassius: "You go potty in this thing."
Zayne: "What's wrong with diapers?"

Myloh loves his little brother.

Colette loves seeing her babies get along.

Zayne: "How does this thing make that strange noise?!"

Alesana: "Hello big sister, how are you doing???"
I don't like the way Alesana looks at Spencer sometimes, she's creepier than the ice cream truck!

Kassius: "What's up?"
Spencer: "Magical things Grandpa, magical things."

Spencer: "Whoa! That didn't work out like it was supposed to!"

Spencer: "What just happened?!"
Magical things?

Spencer: "That made me feel strange."
It made you look strange too.

Roux: "What kind of weird things are going on upstairs?"

Spencer: "I think I've got it now!"

Spencer: "This bread is stale!"

Spencer: "Why don't we have any fresh bread in this house?"

Zayne: "I don't care if we don't have any fresh bread as long as we have fresh milk!"

Spencer has been inventing things, she's getting pretty good!

Zayne: "I don't think that will turn out very well.."

Colette's garden is looking so good!

Iso: "I've told you a million times to stay out of my face!"

Kassius has always loved teaching the kids how to walk.

Kassius: "Haha! You failed at walking!"
That's it, he's done interacting with the kids.

Myloh is our little scientist!

Spencer: "Ow ow ow! How did my butt catch on fire?!"

Spencer: "Somebody put me out!!!"

It's always one disaster after another around here.

Lyrica: "Levitating powers activated!"

It felt like this day would never come, time for Alesana to age up!

Myloh: "When do I get another party?!"

She still looks so much like Wesley.

Kassius: "All of these birthdays are driving me insane!"
Really? It was birthdays that drove you insane?

Myloh: "If birthdays did that to Grandpa I'm not going to anymore of them!"

Gamble: "Yes, brush that fur."