The Baudelaire's - Chapter 258

Samuel: "Three candles... seriously? I'm older than that."

Emilia: "He has an amazing cake right in front of him and he's worried about the candles."

He's still smoking, that means he just blew himself up before the party.

Novie: "Is it time to blow this yet?"

Pennie: "Who's making all of that loud noise?!"

Samuel: "My whole family has their attention on me, time to shine!"

Granny in bathing suit, toasted Chase, smelly Loklyn... check!

Samuel is cute! He reminds me a lot of Nolan in the face.

Nolan: "That's an insult, I look better than that."

Nolan: "In fact, I look better than any Baudelaire that has ever existed!"

Chase: "Any Baudelaire ever? Including me?!"

Samuel: "Nolan does not look better than me!"

Samuel: "That's just rude."

Novie: "Too many teenage emotions around here, eww!"

Loklyn: "Yeah, eww."

You don't have any room to talk, smelly.

Novie: "I will give him some room to talk, I'm not getting anywhere near him."

Novie: "Since when did this boy have blue hair?"

Granny is losing it.

Really? SO CLOSE.

The Baudelaire's got a new bird! I feel like they have so many of them.

The bird is in the dining room so he can watch everyone have dinner.

It was a beautiful day until the creepy llama mascot showed up!

Get out of here!

Sawyer always works out before baby arrives, I think she gets self conscious. 

It's a warm summer day so all of the kids decided to go outside and enjoy the pool they never use.

Well, everyone except Joel.

Emilia: "I'm about to do a dive, wanna watch?!"

Samuel: "Weeeee!!!"

Chase: "Mom said I have to shower before getting in the pool, I wanted to bathe in the pool!"

Hopefully nobody gets caught on Blake's hook.

Sundance: "Everything okay?...."
Sawyer: "Sundance, find help!"

Sundance: "Whaaaaaa!!!"
Sawyer: "Yes, that really helps!"

Emilia: "Sundance is crying, what do we do?!"

Did you forget something?

Samuel: "Mom's in labor!"
Joel: "WHAT?! I thought we were freaking out because of Sundance crying!"

Sawyer: "This is just great."

Sawyer: "Now mom is freaking out too?!"

After everyone finally left the room, Sawyer welcomed another baby girl!

Introducing, Cassie Baudelaire!

Blake: "That was boring, time for bed."

Pennie beat him to it.

Barkley: "What is this and why did someone leave it on the floor?!"

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 257

Loklyn: "I'm supposed to teach two kids to talk? I can't multitask!"

Sundance: "I hope I don't inherit that from him."

Well, you're doomed either way.

Loklyn: "Hey! I have some good qualities."

Sundance: "Yeah... right."

Our baby Pennie is growing up!

She's so cute with the purple spot on her eye!

Omelette: "How can she be cuter than me?"

Pennie is gorgeous and I think she knows it.

Emilia can't set up her bake sale without the gnomes swarming.

Pennie: "Where did all of those gnomes come from?!"

Eww! Stop eating off of the floor!

Pennie: "I just ate something off of the floor and it was awesome, you should try it!"

Omelette: "I should!"

I love baby feet.

Sundance: "I'm walking! Now I can conquer the world!"

Oh no, not another one of those Baudelaire's.

Sundance: "Haha, just kidding! I'll just conquer the city."

Sawyer: "I go outside to garden for the first time in a week and there's stuff falling from the sky."

Sawyer: "Is this... RAIN???"

Blake is headed to the kitchen because it's party time!

Gather around and celebrate with cake!

Blake: "I can't wait to grow up and eat the entire cake!"

*Sparkles*

Blake looks so much like Joel.

Sumo wrestler baby!

Sawyer: "Boop, I got your nose!"

I can't get over how adorable this kid is!

We ran out of beds in the boys' room so I added another room with a double bed.

And then they moved right after adding the room.

Samuel: "I like the new house, do I get my own room?"

Sundance: "I made sure I packed my dino toy before moving!"

Joel: "I don't like this place, it's dark outside!"

Joel: "Why is it so dark?!"

Go inside!

Blake doesn't mind the darkness, he stays outside most of the night.

Barkley: "I'm waiting for the kid to leave so I can chew up her toy."

Sawyer loves to dance, she dances all day.

Sawyer: "Someone come dance with me!"

Get out of that, you have milk!

Sundance: "B-but this tastes better."

New fish tank! Maybe we can keep them alive this time.

Loklyn finally got a workout area.

Sawyer: "Good doggy, you got Sundance out of your food."