The Baudelaire's - Chapter 293

Clementine: "I just realized how adorable you are."

Nathen: "She JUST realized it??"

Nathen: "I guess I'm so cute it takes a while to realize it."

Ierik's alien baby is growing! I'm so excited to have my first alien baby. 

Matching bumps!

Clementine: "I just wanted to tell you that I'm pregnant!"

Ierik: "No way, me too!"

Clementine: "Wait... What?!"

Ierik: "Oh, I didn't tell you? I got abducted by an alien."

Clementine: "Our babies are going to be so cute."

The Baudelaire's got a new dog! Her name is Strudel. 

Strudel loves to swim, I always know where to find her. 

Ierik went into labor as soon as he got home! 

Ierik: "I never realized how much this hurt!"

And after a lot of huffing and puffing, the first alien Baudelaire was born!

Introducing, Orion Baudelaire!

Ierik: "This is so strange yet so amazing."

Ierik: "Who's the cutest alien baby ever? You are!"

Now it's time for this bump to pop!

*Sparkles*

Ridley: "Those sparkles are following me!"

Ridley is a child! A very cute child. 

Clementine: "Time to add another baby to the family!"

It's finally a girl! She's blue but oh well. 

Introducing, Shaylie Baudelaire!

It's alien birthday time!

*Sparkles*

He's different but I love him, I love big eyes. 

Sundance: "Well, aren't you a cutie."

Hemingway collected enough metals to make this!

Stop, bad Strudel!

Strudel: "Time to destroy a few toys after peeing on the floor."

Sundance never finished teaching Nathen how to walk so Clementine decided to do it.

While Sundance tries to learn how to speak alien. 

Orion: "She will never learn."

Sundance: "Oh my goodness, I just can't get over how cute you are!"

Ierik works so much he never gets to spend much time with the kids, this is his first time meeting Shaylie. 

The kitties are always busy watching the bugs. 

Egon: "And eating them!"

No!

Frostwind: "We would never eat them... while you were watching."

Keinlyn came over to visit, she won't leave the kids alone. 

Orion: "Get that strange lady out of our nursery!"

*Sparkles*

Look at how adorable she is! I'm upset that all of the kids are getting blue skin but at least they're getting a good mix of other genetics, Shaylie is Sundance's clone. 

Clementine: "Did you hear that? You're grandma's clone."

Shaylie: "That's fine with me, grandma is pretty!"

Shaylie: "Stop, I'm ticklish!"

Here's Strudel's traits, I can't want to see her puppies. 

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 285

I thought the party was over but I guess it's not, Cassie brought a guitar with her and started playing after everyone left.

Brenner: "I'm going to do something very evil to her."

It's good that they have thick fur because that's a lot of snow!

Frostwind: "They must be freezing!"

Frostwind: "I'm never going out in that snow."

It's time for Keinlyn to age up and move out! Brenner is happy.

Keinlyn: "I'm happy too, I get out of this crazy place."

Keinlyn: "I'm not happy about this though, sparkles feel weird!"

Sundance: "Is that... my daughter??? She's older now!"

She's older and even prettier!

Keinlyn: "Finally time to pack my bags and get out of here, yes!"

WHY?! Get off of the counters!

I don't know who these people are, nobody is having a party but they invaded and started partying!

Frostwind: "It's my party."

Really? You couldn't do it on a different counter?

Fester: "You were watching me groom myself?!"

Brenner is evil but he has a sweet side.

Zaylee: "I'm going to invent a potion that will make everyone evil like me, mwahaha!"

Zaylee: "That didn't go as planned..."

Frostwind: "You smell like burnt toast."

Brenner: "How is the potion making going?"

Zaylee: "Not good... not good at all."

Fester hides away in the upstairs master bedroom playing with the feather toy all day.

Fester: "Got you!"

And of course, napping in the bed.

Brenner loves the pets, it's cute to see his sweet side.

Total opposites.

Fester is house trained, Hemingway is not.

Brenner: "The dog peed in the floor? Sweet."

Brenner: "I think I might pee in the floor too."

No, please don't.

Ierik: "I can taste the snowflakes!"

He's gone crazy, there's no snowflakes.

I don't think that will work very well during the day, Zaylee.

Ierik having a little fun with the bar, he keeps breaking things.

Ierik: "Whoops!"

Zaylee: "I just saw aliens doing things..."

Zaylee: "Dirty things!"

Clementine is napping, that doesn't surprise me.

Zaylee: "Someone get up and dance with me!"

Zaylee: "It can be a dance off!"

Ierik: "How was your nap?"

Clementine: "It was nice, until you woke me up breaking those glasses."

Hemingway: "I smell a gem, out of my way!"

Hemingway: "I know I'll find it, be back later!"