The Baudelaire's - Chapter 382

Queue the potty training photos, we have to have proof they were potty trained, right?

Also, Collin learned to talk. It wasn't an easy task.

Collin: "It wasn't THAT bad."

The snow has almost melted! It looks like south Alabama when we had our record snowfall last month!

Natalia: "Ugh, snow disgusts me!"

Phoenix: "I'M RICH! I won $100 from the lottery!"

I guess Phoenix doesn't realize that's pennies compared to their fortune.

Brenner: "I'm going to steal all of it and run away!"

I guess Natalia wasn't disgusted by the snow, baby #2 is on the way!

Ronan: "Did you hear? You're getting a sibling!"

Collin: "It will be the first of many, I'm sure."

Natalia: "How many children am I going to have?!"

I love bunny butts!

Especially walking bunny butts!

Phoenix: "I just wanted to enjoy a nice day at the park, that went out the window fast."

You're a Baudelaire, do you expect anything less?

Noooo! Indi is leaving us!

Indi Baudelaire

11/9/15 - 8/31/16

Brenner: "Mwahahaha! Finally, I can take the place as the cutest old person here!"

Not with that attitude.

Brenner: "I'll force everyone to love me like they loved Indi."

What is this?? Is everyone partying since Indi died?!

Oh, nevermind. We just have a wrinkly old man over here.

Xander: "Excuse me?!"

Well, Phoenix is old now too.

But she's happy about it, unlike Xander.

Phoenix: "I love being old and gray!"

Calliope always misses all of the fun.

Phoenix: "She needs to wake up and play with me!"

I feel the same way about my cat.

I guess Phoenix woke her up for fun.

And treats. You can wake me up for treats any time.

This is the music room now.

Collin: "My music is way better than hers."

The bump is bumpin'.

Oh yeah, Calliope was also bumpin' and I forgot.

Four sweet kittens have joined the household!

First up, Kiwi!

Second, Strawberry!

Third, Blueberry!

Can you guess the name theme yet?

"I better not have a fruit name!"

Sorry, you do. This is Peach!

Natalia: "They're all named after fruits?! That's Bananas!"

Well, we didn't name any of them Banana.

Natalia: "That makes me hungry."

Kiwi: "She better not try to eat me."

Calliope: "She won't, she just provides the treats."

Calliope: "I provide the snuggles."

Peach is very clumsy.

And she loves the bug displays.

She also loves naps.

Actually, all of the kittens love naps.

It's a beautiful evening!

I could watch this sunset all day.

While everyone else sleeps.

And plays guitar.

It didn't take long to decide on a kitty heir, I absolutely love Peach's colors!

 

The Baudelaire's - 381 (Introducing Generation 34!)

Long time no post... again! Let's see, this is baby #??? Let me check my previous posts.

Oh, baby #1 for Natalia and Ronan. Carry on...

No, I did not mean carry on like that!

Nathaniel: "Well what did you mean?!?!"

Brennan: "Anything but this! My face, I have to protect my beautiful face!"

Natalia is like nope, I'm outta here.

But first. 

Belly rubs.

Natalia: "Are you here to save us???"

That's one way to save yourself from a fire, I guess?

Firefighter: "Nobody panic!"

Everyone *proceeds to panic more*

Firefighter: "I SAID DO NOT PANIC!"

Nathaniel: "I was as cool as a cucumber."

Natalia: "He's lying."

Ronan: "Oh no, the shower is broken."

Ronan: "How will I shower?!"

Maybe one of the other five showers.

Toucan: "I don't know what's in that basket but I want to find out."

Brenner: "I swear I did not do that."

Round #2

Phoenix: "It's fine everyone, I can fix this with magic!"

Why didn't you do this the first time?!

Phoenix: "Heh."

If it's not one thing it's another, I don't have time for this Mr Zombie.

Phoenix: "And just like that I banished him back to the grave."

Whoo, birthday time!

*Sparkles*

Nathaniel: "Handsome? Yeah?"

Indi: "Phoenix, please don't."

Indi: "I never liked her."

Natalia: "A ghost!"

Natalia just needs some time to adjust.

Kato: "I think she needs some practice too!"

Otis: "What is that horrible sound?!"

It's just Natalia practicing.

Or in labor!

Natalia: "I can't have my baby in the snow."

So, let's build an igloo?

And just like that (in the snow) generation 34 was born!

Introducing generation 34, Collin Baudelaire!

Ronan: "Who's my precious baby boy!"

Not Collin I guess.

*Sparkles*

He looks so much like Ronan!

So adorable I could squeeze his cheeks.

Collin: "No, not the claw!"

Natalia: "Nope, just tickles!"

Natalia: "And bed time, good night."

Collin: "These pajamas are ridiculous."

I think they're super adorable!

Ronan: "Look at my cute baby bunny, ready for breakfast?"

Collin: "This is the best thing I've ever tasted!"

Baby toes are the cutest!

Calliope: "Cat lovers everywhere would disagree, TOE BEANS are the cutest."