The Baudelaire's - Chapter 336

Minnie: "Get those feathers nice and clean, less for me to do."

Minnie: "Oh... hi! I'm just guarding the bird."

Brenner: "This again?"

Syrah: "He will never die but we will."

Weston: "Don't remind me."

Grim: "Are you serious? You must have a stash of these things."

Cadienne: "It's my birthday and I'm ready to be heiress!!!"

Cadienne: "I can't wait!"

*Sparkles*

Cadienne is ready to take over as heiress! I guess it's time to move in her future husband.

Here he is!

Ellis: "Hi, my name is Ellis."

Ellis: "I like your big house and fancy things."

Brenner: "He's going to rob us and steal my fresh french toast!"

Ellis: "He's right about that, the french toast smells good."

Cadienne: "Do you know what else smells good? You."

Smooth, Cadienne. Real smooth.

Ellis: "Thanks, I ate a burger before I got here."

Ellis: "She asked me to figure out some kind of problem."

Cadienne: "I was not expecting that..."

Cadienne: "You can stop now."

Yes, yes he can!

Ellis: "How did this happen?!"

Welcome to the Baudelaire household, where you randomly burst into flames with no explanation. 

Ellis: "Where is the shower?!"

Ellis: "Toasty buns coming through!"

Ellis: "Is this my room?!"

Ellis: "It's amazing and I love it!"

And I guess he loves her, now get married.

Ellis: "You're a great kisser."

Ellis: "I could stare at you all day."

Cadienne: "That's nice, you can stop now."

Cadienne: "He's starting to creep me out."

I think these two need voice lessons.

Cadienne: "That's not nice!"

Ellis: "Yeah, I thought I was good."

That didn't stop them from screeching through the rest of the song.

Ellis: "I ate the last plate of spaghetti and need more."

Ellis: "Why is everyone around here on a laptop?!"

Cadienne isn't! It's time to dance.

Or fail...

Cadienne: "I'm so sorry! How bad did I hurt your foot?"

Cadienne's traits! I'm ready to meet generation 31, I bet those kids will have the cutest mix of genetics.

Ellis' traits!

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 335

This never happens in my game!

I was so happy to catch Minnie greeting the kids when they came home.

Cadienne: "Aren't you adorable!"

Templeton: "I did not trip, you have no proof."

I'm not ready for Leighton to age up!

She's still a pretty elder though!

*Sparkles*

Weston is rocking that knit sweater!

Leighton: "I'm old! Oh, and I'm on fire!"

Leighton has some hot buns!

Brenner: "I planned that, hehehe."

Kingsley: "It's time for my birthday too!"

Kingsley makes me want to do double heir.

Take a shower!

Chaos: "I'm just protecting my food from my kids, they eat everything."

Kingsley: "Homework got harder when I got older."

School wears her out, she passes out as soon as she gets home.

Brenner got a gem cutting machine, hopefully it doesn't wake everyone up.

Beautiful gem!

Brenner: "This is so spicy it will make smoke blow out of your ears!"

Brenner: "I can make everything evil."

Time for Casper to age up and move out! So many birthdays in this chapter.

Casper: "Wait a minute, you never said I had to move out."

Templeton: "He's not the smartest guy, is he?"

Handsome! If Leighton and Weston stopped having kids when he was born he would be heir.

Queeny: "Smoochie, smoochie!"

It's already birthday time for Minnie!

She looks a lot like Victory, I love her markings.

The music room doesn't get used much, Cadienne has been using it though.

Cadienne: "And I'm tired, time for bed."

Minnie: "What is this?"

Minnie: "I'm attacking it whatever it is!"

Chaos: "Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep!"

Max: "Let's make more noise!"

Weston: "Hey, want to come home with me?"

Weston: "I caught the coolest bird."

This is the coolest lizard!

Leighton! Be careful!

Leighton: "I was trying to be careful!"

Chaos: "Time for your daily grooming."

Minnie looks so cozy!