|Knox: "I'm gonna get you, little doggy!"|
Kisses: "Catch me if you can!"
|Kisses: "Hello, welcome to chapter 111!"|
|Heartleigh: "That was totally unexpected."|
Really? I totally expected it.
|Landon: "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh... fire, fire! Why won't this stupid phone dial?!"|
|Landon: "Hello?! We have a small problem here!"|
|Peyson: "Landon's trying to kill all of us, he's a nut!"|
|Harper: "How in the world does this thing work?"|
Umm, I think your butt is on fire.
|Harper: "I should have just stayed out of it and let Landon get burnt."|
Yeah, you look like a piece of toast.
|I don't think he could be any stranger.|
|What's this? Is there another baby Baudelaire on the way?!|
|Oh hey, a Unicorn... wait, a Unicorn?!|
|That didn't take long.|
|Grim Reaper: "Why do people decorate their houses with plants? I'll never understand."|
You don't have to understand, get out!
|Knox: "Even though I can't use this cat house I'm going to guard it and not let anything else near it... MINE!"|
|Hope: "Hey there, Kisses. Do you want in my lap?"|
|Kisses: "Now that's the spot!"|
|Peyson: "Are you ready to grow up and become a big strong Baudelaire?"|
|Peyson: "Party time!!!"|
|Landon: "Eugh. It looks like my spawn is aging up, I guess I have to act happy for this event."|
Lighten up or you will get it...
|Yep, she's a true Baudelaire!|
|Landon: "So, do you like cake?"|
Peyson: "Back away from her, dude."
|Heather: "Okay, you go potty in this thing, do you understand?"|
Lia: "I don't think I quite understand what you are saying, old lady."
|She is such a cute kid.|
|Harper: "YES! We're both having babies!"|
Heartleigh: "I don't understand how this happened, we're both women!"
|Harper: "I think I hear the baby moving!"|
Heartleigh: "That's just gas."
|Harper: "TMI much, Heartleigh?"|