The Baudelaire's - Chapter 383

Kato is so pretty!

It's a sad day in the Baudelaire household!

Kato Baudelaire

1/15/16 - 9/3/16

You know what, just go away. I'm not dealing with your mwahaha today.

Phoenix: "He's always so mean."

Phoenix: "WHY IS HE ALWAYS SO MEAN?!"

Well, not ALWAYS.

Natalia: "Oh, um. I think it's time."

She's right! Baby #2 is here, another baby boy! Introducing, Maddock Baudelaire!

The Baudelaire motto is "Waste no time between babies."

*Sparkles*

CUUUUUUTE! A little mixture of Ronan and Natalia.

We're just going to look away now...

Natalia has her hands full with two toddlers, at least she has a lot of help with the rest of the family.

I'm convinced that he knows how adorable he is.

Kiwi is a tough little kitten, taking everyone else down.

Potty training time, we don't waste time on that around here.

Maddock: "Now I can go potty by myself!"

Natalia: "Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

Maddock: "The WHAT?"

Natalia: "Excuse me?! We have bed bugs?"

No, it's just a phrase.

Natalia: "I'm so emotional!"

We know what that means!

Shop Owner: "Excuse me, old man. You have to buy something or leave."

Xander: "This is a nice chair, young man."

Peach isn't the most coordinated kitty.

In his spare time, Brenner enjoys gardening. When he's not plotting world domination, he's plotting plants.

Calliope: "What a beautiful day for a cat nap in the sun, I need a good stretch first."

It looks like Brenner joined in on helping with the toddlers today.

He's being nice, too nice...

It's confirmed now, baby #3 is on the way!

Natalia: "Today I'm going to play you a little song called "Every Breath You Take."

Phoenix: "I can't let her music be better than mine."

Phoenix: "But I'm a terrible musician!"

Taking care of toddlers takes a lot out of you.

Xander: "GASP! Again??"

Toucan: "Not this guy again!"

Calliope: "Who is he here for??"

The usual.

Grim: "I'll catch you without one of these one day, old man!"

Grim: "But until then, good riddance!"

Brenner: "Haha, can't stop me!"

Brenner: "NEVER."

Grim: "Man, something reeks."

Grim: "We don't have these in the underworld."

Grim: "I'm going to take this to go."

Birthday time!

*Sparkles*

He has the most adorable curly hair!

Brenner: "Someone else take care of these children!"

Brenner: "And that's how you say mwahahaha."

Maddock: "Muahaha."

Close enough.

 

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 382

Queue the potty training photos, we have to have proof they were potty trained, right?

Also, Collin learned to talk. It wasn't an easy task.

Collin: "It wasn't THAT bad."

The snow has almost melted! It looks like south Alabama when we had our record snowfall last month!

Natalia: "Ugh, snow disgusts me!"

Phoenix: "I'M RICH! I won $100 from the lottery!"

I guess Phoenix doesn't realize that's pennies compared to their fortune.

Brenner: "I'm going to steal all of it and run away!"

I guess Natalia wasn't disgusted by the snow, baby #2 is on the way!

Ronan: "Did you hear? You're getting a sibling!"

Collin: "It will be the first of many, I'm sure."

Natalia: "How many children am I going to have?!"

I love bunny butts!

Especially walking bunny butts!

Phoenix: "I just wanted to enjoy a nice day at the park, that went out the window fast."

You're a Baudelaire, do you expect anything less?

Noooo! Indi is leaving us!

Indi Baudelaire

11/9/15 - 8/31/16

Brenner: "Mwahahaha! Finally, I can take the place as the cutest old person here!"

Not with that attitude.

Brenner: "I'll force everyone to love me like they loved Indi."

What is this?? Is everyone partying since Indi died?!

Oh, nevermind. We just have a wrinkly old man over here.

Xander: "Excuse me?!"

Well, Phoenix is old now too.

But she's happy about it, unlike Xander.

Phoenix: "I love being old and gray!"

Calliope always misses all of the fun.

Phoenix: "She needs to wake up and play with me!"

I feel the same way about my cat.

I guess Phoenix woke her up for fun.

And treats. You can wake me up for treats any time.

This is the music room now.

Collin: "My music is way better than hers."

The bump is bumpin'.

Oh yeah, Calliope was also bumpin' and I forgot.

Four sweet kittens have joined the household!

First up, Kiwi!

Second, Strawberry!

Third, Blueberry!

Can you guess the name theme yet?

"I better not have a fruit name!"

Sorry, you do. This is Peach!

Natalia: "They're all named after fruits?! That's Bananas!"

Well, we didn't name any of them Banana.

Natalia: "That makes me hungry."

Kiwi: "She better not try to eat me."

Calliope: "She won't, she just provides the treats."

Calliope: "I provide the snuggles."

Peach is very clumsy.

And she loves the bug displays.

She also loves naps.

Actually, all of the kittens love naps.

It's a beautiful evening!

I could watch this sunset all day.

While everyone else sleeps.

And plays guitar.

It didn't take long to decide on a kitty heir, I absolutely love Peach's colors!