The Baudelaire's - Chapter 92

Cylee: "So what do you do for a living? Where do you live? Why have I never seen you around before?"

Presley: "You sure do get straight to the questions, don't you? Well, I'm currently unemployed because I just moved into town, I'm renting a room from someone down the block right now but I'm hoping to find a house soon and maybe... a relationship with someone."
Cylee *Blushes*

Cylee: "Shazam! I present you with these beautiful purple flowers straight out of thin air!"
Presley: "There's a bee!!!"

Things are moving rather fast, aren't they???

Cylee: "Oh yeah, he's hooked... now time to reel him in."
Slow it down, lady.

Cylee: "I know I've only asked you a handful of questions, known you for a little while and have no idea what your last name is but... will you marry me?"
Presley: "Oh. My. Gosh! It's so sparkly, yes!!!"

Cylee: "I can't believe I just proposed to Presley, I'm not ready for marriage!"
Oh please don't faint like you always do.

Attikus is settling in well, he found his favorite spot already!

No, no, this can't be... this never ends well!

Piper *Gasps*


Rest In Peace: Parker Baudelaire
He just couldn't make it much longer without his precious Skyler. Parker was a well accomplished writer, great father and an inspiration to all of Appaloosa Plains, he will be missed.

Cylee: "Are you going to move?"
Presley: "Nah, I like it right here."

One day here and the Baudelaire's have already rubbed off on Presley. Wow, their craziness really works fast.

Cylee: "I live with a bunch of loons but on a side note, how do you like my room all decked out in purple?"

Cylee: "Rubby, rubby, I've got a baby in my tummy."

Cylee: "I can't believe I'm going to be a mommy, I'm scared to be a mommy!"


You're scared of everything.

Welcome to the family, Presley Porter (Now Baudelaire)!
I'm sure you will make a great and crazy addition to the already over crowded house!

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 91

Cylee: "Why do I have this feeling that something is watching me?"

Cylee: "It can't be. It's behind me isn't it?! Just act cool, act cooool."

Cylee: "I'll take one stalker fudge bar please!"
No Cylee! Never approach the stalker ice cream truck, now it will never leave!

Cylee: "Oh this is some goood ice cream right here, no wonder that thing stalks everybody with its sugary goodness."

Shhhh... It's a wild deer grazing near the bushes.

Cylee: "Yes, an awesome deer!"
You loud mouth, you scared it off!

Skyler: "I'm not feeling too great, I feel really weird."

Skyler: "Oh, this explains why I was feeling so weird."
How can you be so calm?!


Rest In Peace: Skyler Baudelaire
An amazing Sim that has accomplished a lot as a painter, wife and mother. She leaves behind many loved ones that will always love and remember her.

Caden: "I didn't even get to know you, Grandma!"
*Sobs*

Parker: "My beautiful wife, this can't be happening!"

Cylee: "Why did you do this? I know you had something to do with this!"

With all of the sadness going on with Skyler's death nobody even realized that Dreyfus was in the next room having a birthday. Happy Birthday, Dreyfus!

*Sparkles*
Still a puppy at heart!

Heather: "Haha, take that Mr. Reaper!"


What is it with all of you wanting to play with death?!

Cylee: "Heather can't be beating the Reaper with a pillow, why is she doing that, WHY?!"

Cylee: "I think I'm gonna faint!"
You think? You faint at the drop of a hat, you coward.

Hey, what is this going on in my kitchen?
Do I smell young love?

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 87

Dreyfus: "Dude, you did not just jump off of the couch."
Eureka: "Yes, yes I did."

Heather: "Eugh! Caslyn, I know it was you that broke the sink again!"

Caslyn: "I don't know what to do honey, don't get mad at me."

Caslyn: "Why on earth did you make me marry that weirdo?"
For pretty babies my pretty.

Piper: "And the square block goes in that hole."
Oh poor Piper, she isn't the smartest apple in the bunch.

Jaxen: "Oh my gosh why didn't anyone tell me about this sink?!? Eww, eww, I can't get wet!"

All of the Baudelaire's must be heartbroken over the sink.

Nova loves her new sparkly dog food!
The Baudelaire's are like crows, they love shiny things.

Caslyn: "Stupid broken sink, I don't know why I get blamed and have to clean the mess."
*Continues to mumble under his breath*

Cylee: "Look, it's some kind of crazy claw thing that is going to get you, Caden!"
Caden: "These people I'm forced to live with... they, they are crazy!"

But you have to love them for their craziness.

Caden: "Num, num. I love this mushy stuff they feed me every day!"

Cylee: "Wha??? This isn't syrup!"

Hey, who are you and what do you think you're doing in our refrigerator?!
Weird Food Stealer: "I'm just gettin' some food brah."

Nova = Love

Parker: "But why... why did the computer break in the middle of my magnificent book?"

Cylee: "Ah derpy durr."
Seriously, I think the Baudelaire's are losing brain cells every hour, it must be something in the air around their house.

It's the gathering of the wild Baudelaire animals, let's just watch them socialize and feast upon their sparkly food.

Fallyn: "Ah that's the spot, right where they prepare their food and the best part? They will never even know."

Random Weirdo: "What, who locked the door? Let me in I'm hungry!"
Ha, that's what you get you food thief!