The Baudelaire's - Chapter 113

Heartleigh: "That candle is SO awesome!"
Party time once again!

How would you like it if you turned around and saw all of these lunatics cheering?

*Sparkles*

Elliot is adorable!
Elliot: "Yes, I'm adorable."

Scratch that last comment, he's adorable when he's not picking his nose.

Harper: "Look at these awesome ripped muscles I have."
Caden: "Are you serious, what is wrong with you, Muscle Lady?"

Harper: "Let's get this show on the road so we can party and have some cake!"
Is that all you are concerned about? It is your son's day.

*Sparkles*

Hello there, little cutie... you just might be heir!

Chance: "I'm cute so you want to torture me by keeping me with insane people for my whole life? Thanks."

Again, they are NOT twins, just brothers born at the same time by the same parents.
I just love these two!

It's a toddler army and they attack at dawn!

Lia: "I've got my pretty purple eyes on you."
*Hides*

Harper: "Oh no, it's the claw and it's coming to attack little Chance!"
Chance: "Get me away from this crazy woman!"

Chance: "Mommy may be crazy but she gives me tickles and snuggles and makes it all better!"
I seriously love this kid.

Peyson: "Let's blow these candles out before this cake bursts into flames and burns our house down."
Lia: "I got it covered, Mommy!"

Heartleigh and Harper: "Whooo! Burnin' down the house, yeah!"
It wouldn't be a Baudelaire birthday without crazy Sims in their underwear!

*Derpy Sparkles*

Lia: "This... I do not approve of."
While Lia continues to be an unhappy camper something awful is happening outside!

The evil Grim Reaper is luring our precious Vegas into kitty heaven, step away from the kitty and nobody gets hurt!

Vegas Baudelaire
March 7, 2012 - May 27, 2012

Grim Reaper: "Now the blue square block goes in the circular hole."
Not only is he creepy but he is teaching my toddler the wrong things!

Heather: "Say, Great Grandma Heather is an awesome person and you love her very much."
Chance: "Grandma is crazy."

Caden: "Just tell me that you love Grandma!"
What is with all of these grouchy Grandma's around here lately?

Heather: "Umm... this feels a little strange, why am I glowing?!"
Don't leave us, Heather! Is it because Chance and Elliot wouldn't say they loved their Grandma's?!

Heather Baudelaire
February 15, 2012 - May 27, 2012

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 111

Knox: "I'm gonna get you, little doggy!"
Kisses: "Catch me if you can!"

Kisses: "Hello, welcome to chapter 111!"

Heartleigh: "That was totally unexpected."
Really? I totally expected it.

Landon: "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh... fire, fire! Why won't this stupid phone dial?!"

Landon: "Hello?! We have a small problem here!"

Peyson: "Landon's trying to kill all of us, he's a nut!"

Harper: "How in the world does this thing work?"
Umm, I think your butt is on fire.

Harper: "I should have just stayed out of it and let Landon get burnt."
Yeah, you look like a piece of toast.

I don't think he could be any stranger.

What's this? Is there another baby Baudelaire on the way?!

Oh hey, a Unicorn... wait, a Unicorn?!

That didn't take long.

Grim Reaper: "Why do people decorate their houses with plants? I'll never understand."
You don't have to understand, get out!

Knox: "Even though I can't use this cat house I'm going to guard it and not let anything else near it... MINE!"

Hope: "Hey there, Kisses. Do you want in my lap?"

Kisses: "Now that's the spot!"

Peyson: "Are you ready to grow up and become a big strong Baudelaire?"

Peyson: "Party time!!!"

Landon: "Eugh. It looks like my spawn is aging up, I guess I have to act happy for this event."
Lighten up or you will get it...

*Sparkles*

Yep, she's a true Baudelaire!

Landon: "So, do you like cake?"
Peyson: "Back away from her, dude."

Heather: "Okay, you go potty in this thing, do you understand?"
Lia: "I don't think I quite understand what you are saying, old lady."

She is such a cute kid.

Harper: "YES! We're both having babies!"
Heartleigh: "I don't understand how this happened, we're both women!"

Harper: "I think I hear the baby moving!"
Heartleigh: "That's just gas."

Harper: "TMI much, Heartleigh?"