The Baudelaire's - Chapter 89

Piper: "Where is Eureka? I can't find her, where is she?!"
Eureka: "Down here you goober!"

Skyler: "You caught me painting, you weren't supposed to see that!"


I see everything.

Jaxen: "You mean you see EVERYTHING???"


I see it all, I control it all.  >:]

Caden: "What are you lookin' at? I'm a pirate in a tree house, what's it to ya?"

Caden! What on earth are you doing in that tree house?!

Nova: "Caden is going to blow the house up!"

Eureka: "Come here, you got a little kibble on your neck there I need to get."

Jaxen: "Alright, lets get this show on the road so I can tear into this cake!"

Cylee: "Oh no, Dad is going to be a old man so that means... I'm about to be used for Baudelaire babies!"

Jaxen: "Being old isn't as sweet as I thought it would be and this party stinks."
It sure looks like everyone else is having a blast, lighten up, old man.

Heather: "Look I'm flying! I hope I don't fall off!"

Pibble: "I swear I just saw a fishy in here!"

No Cylee, NOOO!
Don't give into the stalkers sugary temptations, it will never leave now!

I hope you plan on cooking about a dozen more of those Caslyn, one burger isn't going to feed everyone in this household.

NO! The time has come for our precious Fallyn to leave us! He seems so young and Pibble is older than him and she is still alive, why is this happening?!

I've watched you grow from the moment you sparkled your way into this Sim world, Fallyn. You have been a great kitty and you will be missed so much!


Rest In Peace: Fallyn Baudelaire
December 23, 2011 - February 21, 2012
Even though Fallyn is just a virtual cat he holds a special place in my heart because he was born the day that my real life 10 year old Dachshund passed away.

The Grim Reaper decided to stick around for a little while. Why? I have no idea.
Caden, have you lost your mind?!? You never do that to the Grim Reaper, you are actually playing with death!

Caden: "Haha, Mr. Grim Reaper, I got you!!"
Oh no, don't laugh, don't make the situation more stressful!

Caden: "I'm sorry Mr. Reaper, I didn't mean to."
Grim Reaper: "Yeah, sure you didn't, kid. Just remember, I'm coming for you one day."
Caden: "Sure you are, I think you're just all talk."

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 87

Dreyfus: "Dude, you did not just jump off of the couch."
Eureka: "Yes, yes I did."

Heather: "Eugh! Caslyn, I know it was you that broke the sink again!"

Caslyn: "I don't know what to do honey, don't get mad at me."

Caslyn: "Why on earth did you make me marry that weirdo?"
For pretty babies my pretty.

Piper: "And the square block goes in that hole."
Oh poor Piper, she isn't the smartest apple in the bunch.

Jaxen: "Oh my gosh why didn't anyone tell me about this sink?!? Eww, eww, I can't get wet!"

All of the Baudelaire's must be heartbroken over the sink.

Nova loves her new sparkly dog food!
The Baudelaire's are like crows, they love shiny things.

Caslyn: "Stupid broken sink, I don't know why I get blamed and have to clean the mess."
*Continues to mumble under his breath*

Cylee: "Look, it's some kind of crazy claw thing that is going to get you, Caden!"
Caden: "These people I'm forced to live with... they, they are crazy!"

But you have to love them for their craziness.

Caden: "Num, num. I love this mushy stuff they feed me every day!"

Cylee: "Wha??? This isn't syrup!"

Hey, who are you and what do you think you're doing in our refrigerator?!
Weird Food Stealer: "I'm just gettin' some food brah."

Nova = Love

Parker: "But why... why did the computer break in the middle of my magnificent book?"

Cylee: "Ah derpy durr."
Seriously, I think the Baudelaire's are losing brain cells every hour, it must be something in the air around their house.

It's the gathering of the wild Baudelaire animals, let's just watch them socialize and feast upon their sparkly food.

Fallyn: "Ah that's the spot, right where they prepare their food and the best part? They will never even know."

Random Weirdo: "What, who locked the door? Let me in I'm hungry!"
Ha, that's what you get you food thief!

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 85

Eureka: "I think I smell something, there was food here!"

Jaxen: "Look at all of my sparkly fun, now I can have sparkles without waiting until someone's birthday!"

Jaxen: "It's so pretty, my pretty sparkles."

Cylee: "What is going on? Do I... I smell sparkles!"

Caslyn: "Hey there Caden, did you know you look just like your Grandma when she was your age?"
Caden: "Daddy is a weirdo, I don't look just like Grammy."

Eureka: "Your ear smells so good, let me keep sniffing."

Caslyn: "Alright Caden, I'm going to walk back a few steps and I want you to walk towards me, okay?"

Caslyn: "And... GO! You can make it, I know you can!"

Caden: "I think I'm going to fall over!"

It looks like Caden learned to walk!
Caden: "I think that kitty is following me."
Fallyn *Stalks*

Caden: "What do you think you are looking at?"

Caden: "U jelly of my musical abilities?"

You didn't win the heir vote so it's time for you to have your birthday and get out.
Leighland: "I wish I could stay, there is enough beds, why can't I stay?"

Heather: "Yay! I've never experienced so many birthdays until I moved in here and I love them!"

Caslyn: "Are you serious?!? There is a birthday going on over there,  I would have never guessed!"

Lookin' good Leighland.
I'm not sure where he gets his looks from, all I know is he has Brysen's eyes.

Caden: "This is just getting strange, why are these people always holding me?"