The Baudelaire's - Chapter 94

Cylee: "There you go baby Maddox, drink your toxic green bottle juice."

Cylee: "Who's my handsome little boy wrapped up like a little butterfly cocoon? Maddox is!"

Caden: "Hmmm... I wish to be heir!"
Wish granted!

Heather: "Go Caden! Get your sparkle on!"

Caden is a beautiful teenager! She does have some big hair though, I'm sure she will grow into it.

Cylee: "It's so dark out here!"
Don't faint, don't faint, please don't faint.

Attikus really shows his piggy trait, he really is a nasty kitty.

Heather: "Just rockin' out on my awesome guitar."
Heather is so good with the guitar!

Pibble: "Hey there Mr. floppy birdy on the wall, I punch you with my kitty paws!"
*pew pew*

Dreyfus: "I'm gonna get you, you better run!"
Nova: "I don't think so!"
Eureka: "My Mom and Dad are so embarrassing."

Cylee *Rubby Rubby*
Maddox isn't even days old and he already has a sibling on the way, I'm hoping for a girl this time!

Caden: "Pfft... don't you think we have enough people in this house? I'm tired of babies."

Caden: "I hate my Mom, she is so dumb... Scratch that, I hate everything."


Typical teenage behavior.

Caden: "My gosh, look at how bright that plate is!"

Cylee: "It's crying, why is it always crying?!?"

Presley: "Why don't you take care of Maddox and not let him just lay there and cry all of the time?!"

Presley: "You're a horrible mother, I feel bad for our other child!"
Cylee: "Calm down, you're scaring Maddox!"

Presley: "I'm not scaring him anymore than you are with your horrible mother skills."

Cylee: "Now you shut up and listen up!"
Presley: "Oww, why did you hit me?!"

Cylee: "I'm a wonderful mother, YOU are the one that is a horrible parent! All you do is sit on your butt all day and spend my family's money but not anymore, we are over! Get out, the kids are mine."

Cylee: "I'm not sure if I'm ready to be a single Mom to two babies!"

Caslyn = Stalker

It's almost baby time! Hopefully Cylee will be able to be a single mother but she's not alone, she has her whole family to help her.

Heather has been one of the most helpful and supportive people with Cylee and her pregnancy, she can't wait to meet the baby!

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 92

Cylee: "So what do you do for a living? Where do you live? Why have I never seen you around before?"

Presley: "You sure do get straight to the questions, don't you? Well, I'm currently unemployed because I just moved into town, I'm renting a room from someone down the block right now but I'm hoping to find a house soon and maybe... a relationship with someone."
Cylee *Blushes*

Cylee: "Shazam! I present you with these beautiful purple flowers straight out of thin air!"
Presley: "There's a bee!!!"

Things are moving rather fast, aren't they???

Cylee: "Oh yeah, he's hooked... now time to reel him in."
Slow it down, lady.

Cylee: "I know I've only asked you a handful of questions, known you for a little while and have no idea what your last name is but... will you marry me?"
Presley: "Oh. My. Gosh! It's so sparkly, yes!!!"

Cylee: "I can't believe I just proposed to Presley, I'm not ready for marriage!"
Oh please don't faint like you always do.

Attikus is settling in well, he found his favorite spot already!

No, no, this can't be... this never ends well!

Piper *Gasps*


Rest In Peace: Parker Baudelaire
He just couldn't make it much longer without his precious Skyler. Parker was a well accomplished writer, great father and an inspiration to all of Appaloosa Plains, he will be missed.

Cylee: "Are you going to move?"
Presley: "Nah, I like it right here."

One day here and the Baudelaire's have already rubbed off on Presley. Wow, their craziness really works fast.

Cylee: "I live with a bunch of loons but on a side note, how do you like my room all decked out in purple?"

Cylee: "Rubby, rubby, I've got a baby in my tummy."

Cylee: "I can't believe I'm going to be a mommy, I'm scared to be a mommy!"


You're scared of everything.

Welcome to the family, Presley Porter (Now Baudelaire)!
I'm sure you will make a great and crazy addition to the already over crowded house!

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 90

Heather: "How did our arms get crossed in the few seconds I was getting my plate!?"
Cylee: "Chill, I'm trying to enjoy my sammich."

Cylee: "Nobody will come play with me."
*forever alone*

Or not!
Caden is here to play and save the day!

Cylee: "And then I was all out here alone thinking I was forever alone and then Caden walks by, she decided to play with me. Cousins FTW."

Hello there you goofy looking kitty, who are you?
Atiikus: "Who am I? I'm Attikus, your new colorful, fun loving kitty."

Attikus: "Hmmm... You're almost as colorful as me, let me sniff those pink spots of yours."
Eureka: "Strange colored cat in my house, I must resist urge to sniff. Who am I kidding? I must sniff!"

Pibble: "So, who are you and do you care to explain why you're colored like that?"
Attikus: "No time to explain right now, let me stare at you for a while and then I will explain how I got this way."

Attikus isn't the smartest kitty in Appaloosa Plains, or any where else, he's a bit clumsy.

Attikus: "You didn't see anything, okay."

Attikus: "Oh my gosh, feathers! I must attack the feathers!"

Caden: "WHY?! Why does Dad have to get older?!"
Caslyn: "Awesome cake, awesome birthday and then Caden has to get all emotional and put a dent in the birthday fun."

Caslyn: "Oh yeah, I can still rock this orange sweatshirt!"

Caslyn: "Why do I have to get older, why?!"
Because I have aging on, that's why.

Cylee: "I wish for a... for a... I dunno."

And Cylee will be our second generation 8 heir! I can't wait to see who she marries and her pretty babies, she looks a little bit afraid of what's to come.