The Baudelaire's - Chapter 94

Cylee: "There you go baby Maddox, drink your toxic green bottle juice."

Cylee: "Who's my handsome little boy wrapped up like a little butterfly cocoon? Maddox is!"

Caden: "Hmmm... I wish to be heir!"
Wish granted!

Heather: "Go Caden! Get your sparkle on!"

Caden is a beautiful teenager! She does have some big hair though, I'm sure she will grow into it.

Cylee: "It's so dark out here!"
Don't faint, don't faint, please don't faint.

Attikus really shows his piggy trait, he really is a nasty kitty.

Heather: "Just rockin' out on my awesome guitar."
Heather is so good with the guitar!

Pibble: "Hey there Mr. floppy birdy on the wall, I punch you with my kitty paws!"
*pew pew*

Dreyfus: "I'm gonna get you, you better run!"
Nova: "I don't think so!"
Eureka: "My Mom and Dad are so embarrassing."

Cylee *Rubby Rubby*
Maddox isn't even days old and he already has a sibling on the way, I'm hoping for a girl this time!

Caden: "Pfft... don't you think we have enough people in this house? I'm tired of babies."

Caden: "I hate my Mom, she is so dumb... Scratch that, I hate everything."


Typical teenage behavior.

Caden: "My gosh, look at how bright that plate is!"

Cylee: "It's crying, why is it always crying?!?"

Presley: "Why don't you take care of Maddox and not let him just lay there and cry all of the time?!"

Presley: "You're a horrible mother, I feel bad for our other child!"
Cylee: "Calm down, you're scaring Maddox!"

Presley: "I'm not scaring him anymore than you are with your horrible mother skills."

Cylee: "Now you shut up and listen up!"
Presley: "Oww, why did you hit me?!"

Cylee: "I'm a wonderful mother, YOU are the one that is a horrible parent! All you do is sit on your butt all day and spend my family's money but not anymore, we are over! Get out, the kids are mine."

Cylee: "I'm not sure if I'm ready to be a single Mom to two babies!"

Caslyn = Stalker

It's almost baby time! Hopefully Cylee will be able to be a single mother but she's not alone, she has her whole family to help her.

Heather has been one of the most helpful and supportive people with Cylee and her pregnancy, she can't wait to meet the baby!

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 92

Cylee: "So what do you do for a living? Where do you live? Why have I never seen you around before?"

Presley: "You sure do get straight to the questions, don't you? Well, I'm currently unemployed because I just moved into town, I'm renting a room from someone down the block right now but I'm hoping to find a house soon and maybe... a relationship with someone."
Cylee *Blushes*

Cylee: "Shazam! I present you with these beautiful purple flowers straight out of thin air!"
Presley: "There's a bee!!!"

Things are moving rather fast, aren't they???

Cylee: "Oh yeah, he's hooked... now time to reel him in."
Slow it down, lady.

Cylee: "I know I've only asked you a handful of questions, known you for a little while and have no idea what your last name is but... will you marry me?"
Presley: "Oh. My. Gosh! It's so sparkly, yes!!!"

Cylee: "I can't believe I just proposed to Presley, I'm not ready for marriage!"
Oh please don't faint like you always do.

Attikus is settling in well, he found his favorite spot already!

No, no, this can't be... this never ends well!

Piper *Gasps*


Rest In Peace: Parker Baudelaire
He just couldn't make it much longer without his precious Skyler. Parker was a well accomplished writer, great father and an inspiration to all of Appaloosa Plains, he will be missed.

Cylee: "Are you going to move?"
Presley: "Nah, I like it right here."

One day here and the Baudelaire's have already rubbed off on Presley. Wow, their craziness really works fast.

Cylee: "I live with a bunch of loons but on a side note, how do you like my room all decked out in purple?"

Cylee: "Rubby, rubby, I've got a baby in my tummy."

Cylee: "I can't believe I'm going to be a mommy, I'm scared to be a mommy!"


You're scared of everything.

Welcome to the family, Presley Porter (Now Baudelaire)!
I'm sure you will make a great and crazy addition to the already over crowded house!

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 91

Cylee: "Why do I have this feeling that something is watching me?"

Cylee: "It can't be. It's behind me isn't it?! Just act cool, act cooool."

Cylee: "I'll take one stalker fudge bar please!"
No Cylee! Never approach the stalker ice cream truck, now it will never leave!

Cylee: "Oh this is some goood ice cream right here, no wonder that thing stalks everybody with its sugary goodness."

Shhhh... It's a wild deer grazing near the bushes.

Cylee: "Yes, an awesome deer!"
You loud mouth, you scared it off!

Skyler: "I'm not feeling too great, I feel really weird."

Skyler: "Oh, this explains why I was feeling so weird."
How can you be so calm?!


Rest In Peace: Skyler Baudelaire
An amazing Sim that has accomplished a lot as a painter, wife and mother. She leaves behind many loved ones that will always love and remember her.

Caden: "I didn't even get to know you, Grandma!"
*Sobs*

Parker: "My beautiful wife, this can't be happening!"

Cylee: "Why did you do this? I know you had something to do with this!"

With all of the sadness going on with Skyler's death nobody even realized that Dreyfus was in the next room having a birthday. Happy Birthday, Dreyfus!

*Sparkles*
Still a puppy at heart!

Heather: "Haha, take that Mr. Reaper!"


What is it with all of you wanting to play with death?!

Cylee: "Heather can't be beating the Reaper with a pillow, why is she doing that, WHY?!"

Cylee: "I think I'm gonna faint!"
You think? You faint at the drop of a hat, you coward.

Hey, what is this going on in my kitchen?
Do I smell young love?