The Baudelaire's - Chapter 108

Hurley: "Hmm... I wish for fairies, witches, werewolves and other creepy things!"

Well, you get your wish later this year!

Hurley: "Oh, really? You know I wasn't serious, creepy things kinda you know, creep me out."

Caden and Peyson: "Awesome! We love it when Hurley is creeped out!"

Cylee: "I'm gonna blow these candles out so fast this cake won't even know what hit it."

Cylee: "I think those candles cursed me, they gave me gray hair..."
That's what happens when you get older, Cylee.

Caden: "What do you think you are doing with that thing? Are you throwing it a party?"

*Sparkly Derpiness*

Ahhh, yes. Let's remind the world of your craziness, Peyson.

Hope: "Stupid cake, stupid party. Eugh, why was I born into this crazy madness?"

Peyson: "That kid is bringing me down, little party pooper!"

Hurley: "Eugh! Why would you mention party and poop in the same sentence, now I'll never think of parties the same again!"

All of the pets run to greet Peyson as soon as she gets home every day, it becomes a problem when they wait until she goes into the bathroom and they crowd in.

Hope: "I've got a secret to tell you... you really creep me out."
Rags: "Great! That's what I was sent here to do!"

I swear this thing is here to do harm... I'm keeping my eyes on this creeper.

Peyson: "That's it, I live with a bunch of loons."

If only Peyson knew Hope is actually not crazy! Well, she is a little crazy.

Brighton: "Play that guitar, Hurley! I'm just gonna be over here rockin' out to those tunes!"
Hurley: "Freaky old man, I swear he has a thing for me."

Rags: "Whoa, whoa, whoa... just hold on a second."

Rags: "Don't ever hit me with a pillow again! Got it, kid?!"
Hope: "Alright, alright... grouch."

Oh gosh, has Caslyn taken up stalking as a new hobby?!

I guess Caslyn wasn't stalking! Or maybe he was, oh well.
Remember Ella? This is her granddaughter, Eve!

Apparently her Mom isn't the best Mom, there wasn't even a crib in the house! Caslyn spent a little time playing with her and feeding her.

Peyson and Heartleigh have a prom coming up tonight so they decided to nap on the couch before the limo came to pick them up.

Hey you creepy Grim Reaper, where do you think you are going with our precious Nova?!
Grim Reaper: "She's just going to come chill with me in the underworld."

Nova Baudelaire
February 5, 2012 - May 21, 2012

Let the poor guy finish his food before you take him from us!

Caslyn Baudelaire
January 4, 2012 - May 21, 2012

Cylee: "Wait, what is happening to Caslyn, why does he look like that?!"

Just wait a while and you will know exactly what is happening old lady... I mean Cylee.

Oops, I guess I shouldn't have said that to her.

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 107

Caden: "You mean I have to throw a party for t-this thing???"
That "thing" is your child and you are forced to throw a party for it.

Caden: "Woohoo! Let's get this party started!"
No... not that kind of woohoo, at least not at Hope's party.

Peyson: "CAKE! I feel like it has been ages since I've had cake!"

*Sparkles*

Hope: "I left you a nice little present in the potty, I hope you like it."

Valiant: "Hey, I brought your newspaper in but do you care? No, of course not."

Cylee: "Why do I get this strange feeling someone is checking me out?"
Hurley *Stalks*

Peyson: "Why do you make me live in a house full of weird stalkers, why?"

Cylee was just outside having fun in the sprinkler when suddenly a wild cow plant appears, it wants to offer some cake... no risk of getting eaten, right?

Cow Plant: "Come here my pretty Sim, I just want to offer you some cake and have a little dinner *cough* I mean talk with you."

Cylee! Don't tease it or fall for it's dirty little cow plant tricks!

Peyson: "I think I'm choking, I'm choking! Why isn't anyone helping me?!"

Peyson: "Okay, so I wasn't choking. Don't laugh or I will find you while you're sleeping and hurt you."

Caden: "Hey baby girl, are you ready to get something to eat and play with your toys?"

Hope: "I've never tasted anything this good in my life!"

Hope: "This thing looks weird, I wonder what it does?"

Hope: "Oh. My. Gosh. It makes music!"

Hope: "I wonder what this thing tastes like?"
*Om nom nom nom*

Hope: "I don't think that was such a good idea, it tasted disgusting."

Cylee: "You may be older but you are still looking as good as you have always looked."
Brighton: "Really? Is it my smexy striped jammies?"

Peyson: "Ew ew, my parents are kissing! So disgusting!"

You think your parents kissing is disgusting? Take a look at their toilet.
Peyson: "I take that back, YOU are disgusting."

Caslyn: "Awww man, I think I burned my stupid pie!"

Caslyn: "Yep, I burned my pie."