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| He looks so bored. |
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| Novak: "I am, she's boring." |
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| Melody: "Giddy up!" |
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| Brenner is actually being sweet, he's reading the twins a bedtime story. |
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| In the wrong beds of course but at least he's being sweet. |
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| Gross, find somewhere else to do that. |
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| Nothing like grooming yourself and then passing out. |
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| It's time for the oldest twins to age up! It's weird that my heiress will be having kids soon and there's still 5 other kids in the household. |
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| Bristol: "I thought you were having a birthday?" |
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| Phoenix: "He is, he's holding it up!" |
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| Double birthday fun! |
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| Make a wish! |
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| Felix: "I wish I didn't have to grow up." Me too, Felix. |
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| At least he grew up handsome! Now get out. |
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| *Sparkles* |
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| Harloe and Aurora must think they're the heiresses. |
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| Phoenix: "Well they thought wrong." |
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| It's an eventful day, Kato found a purple dog outside. |
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| I wonder who it could be? |
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| Benelli: "My name is Benelli, I'm the new mate!" |
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| Phoenix decided to visit the park, she noticed this cute but grumpy guy when she got there. |
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| And the aliens parked across the street. |
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| Phoenix: "My name is Phoenix Baudelaire, I'm looking for a husband." |
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| Xander: "I've heard about the Baudelaire family!" |
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| Xander: "Have I been chosen to be a spouse?!" |
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| Phoenix: "Maybe, if you tone down the excitement." |
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| Xander: "I just knew I loved you the moment I saw you." |
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| Kid: "Get a room." |
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| Kid: "Look at me, I like kissing people in public places." |
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| Xander: "Wow, please tell me you want to get married right now!" |
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| Harloe: "They will never know I did it." |
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| Ellis: "Harloe set a booby trap." Cadienne: "How could she?" |
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| Novak is strange, he swims with all of his clothes on, I admit that I do the same though. |
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| Fantasia: "I swim with all of my fur on." |
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| Fantasia was a great kitty spouse, he will be missed! Fantasia Baudelaire January 10, 2016 - April 12, 2016 |
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| Brenner: "I love you, Grim." |
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| Brenner: "That doesn't mean you can try to kiss me!" |
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| Harloe: "Want to see my gross video?" Grim: "No, no thanks." |
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| Phoenix is going to impress him with a hot dog eating contest. |
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| I get sick with one hot dog, I would have to lay down on the ground after eating that many. |
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| Xander: "I won! I would say something inappropriate but I won't." |
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| Phoenix: "I can't believe I lost!" |
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| Phoenix: "I don't like losing!" |
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| Phoenix: "I'll be mad about that for months." |
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| Xander: "She needs to get over it." |
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| Benelli won't be staying long, she's just here to have puppies with Kato. |
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| Phoenix is ready to take over and have generation 33 babies! |
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| And Xander is going to contribute some good genetics. |
