The Baudelaire's - Chapter 383

Kato is so pretty!

It's a sad day in the Baudelaire household!

Kato Baudelaire

1/15/16 - 9/3/16

You know what, just go away. I'm not dealing with your mwahaha today.

Phoenix: "He's always so mean."

Phoenix: "WHY IS HE ALWAYS SO MEAN?!"

Well, not ALWAYS.

Natalia: "Oh, um. I think it's time."

She's right! Baby #2 is here, another baby boy! Introducing, Maddock Baudelaire!

The Baudelaire motto is "Waste no time between babies."

*Sparkles*

CUUUUUUTE! A little mixture of Ronan and Natalia.

We're just going to look away now...

Natalia has her hands full with two toddlers, at least she has a lot of help with the rest of the family.

I'm convinced that he knows how adorable he is.

Kiwi is a tough little kitten, taking everyone else down.

Potty training time, we don't waste time on that around here.

Maddock: "Now I can go potty by myself!"

Natalia: "Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

Maddock: "The WHAT?"

Natalia: "Excuse me?! We have bed bugs?"

No, it's just a phrase.

Natalia: "I'm so emotional!"

We know what that means!

Shop Owner: "Excuse me, old man. You have to buy something or leave."

Xander: "This is a nice chair, young man."

Peach isn't the most coordinated kitty.

In his spare time, Brenner enjoys gardening. When he's not plotting world domination, he's plotting plants.

Calliope: "What a beautiful day for a cat nap in the sun, I need a good stretch first."

It looks like Brenner joined in on helping with the toddlers today.

He's being nice, too nice...

It's confirmed now, baby #3 is on the way!

Natalia: "Today I'm going to play you a little song called "Every Breath You Take."

Phoenix: "I can't let her music be better than mine."

Phoenix: "But I'm a terrible musician!"

Taking care of toddlers takes a lot out of you.

Xander: "GASP! Again??"

Toucan: "Not this guy again!"

Calliope: "Who is he here for??"

The usual.

Grim: "I'll catch you without one of these one day, old man!"

Grim: "But until then, good riddance!"

Brenner: "Haha, can't stop me!"

Brenner: "NEVER."

Grim: "Man, something reeks."

Grim: "We don't have these in the underworld."

Grim: "I'm going to take this to go."

Birthday time!

*Sparkles*

He has the most adorable curly hair!

Brenner: "Someone else take care of these children!"

Brenner: "And that's how you say mwahahaha."

Maddock: "Muahaha."

Close enough.

 

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 380

 

Indi: "Welcome."

Kato, aren't you cold?

Nathaniel: "Those flowers stink, or maybe it's you."

Natalia: "Is it ME?"

Natalia: "It's not me!"

I don't think beating on something is the way to repair it.

Otis: "She's in my spot."

Brenner: "She's in mine too!"

That is not your bed.

It looks like they got a new snack pet!

Winter is in full force and the snow is deep.

That's right, generation 34 is on the way!

Xander: "You've been shedding so bad, let's brush you a little bit to help that."

Ronan: "Woohoo for graduation!"

Phoenix: "THIS IS SO COLD!!!"

Calliope: "I told you NEVER touch my food!"

Toucan: "I can't touch HER food but what about THEIR food?"

Kato: "Hmmm, you're not so bad."

Nathaniel: "I don't know who Kato was listening to but it wasn't her. She sucks."

Morning sickness has hit Natalia hard, she vomits all the time.

So music is her outlet until the baby gets here.

Calliope is very protective of all of the food dishes.

Natalia: "Including mine! I haven't eaten all day."

Brenner: "Me either, I'm taking this outside with me."

You do that, you look like a piece of burnt toast yourself.

Calliope looks so cozy!

I wish my bed looked this nice.

Natalia: "Me too! Why isn't mine that soft!"

It might not be soft but it will do for a quick woohoo.

The happy couple.

Do you EVER shower?!

Indi: "I shower every day!"

Xander: "I was inventing and my buns caught on fire! Help!"

Phoenix: "Stand still and I can use my magic!"

One time her freeze spell comes in handy.

Xander: "What a happy couple."

From death to admiring other sims in a blink of an eye.

Ronan: "Have I told you how much I love you?"

This is new to me! First time seeing this cute guy.

Calliope spends her days scratching everything up, including the couches.

Brenner: "Mwahahaha! Off with their heads!"

Should we really trust him with a chainsaw??

Ronan is finally exploring the magic side!

Ronan: "I didn't know I could do all of this!"

Natalia: "I didn't either."

Calliope: "Tell him to use his magic to make unlimited food."

Wait a minute... Is that Emilia's old bass?!

Natalia: "Yep, it sure is."

Natalia: "I don't even know how I ended up with it."

Calliope: "Ah, the mysteries of being a sim."

Natalia: "They keep me awake at night."

Calliope: "This fish keeps me awake at night."

Calliope: "For now anyway..."