The Baudelaire's - Chapter 384

Most of the Baudelaire children are musical prodigies, then they get older and lose interest.

They sure are adorable though!

Ronan is a great dad, he goes to work and as soon as he gets home he spends time with the kids!

Maddock: "And then I ate some mashed peas and threw them all over the floor!"

Great.

At least there's a good view.

Peach is always in a hurry.

Otis: "You gonna eat that or...?"

Otis: "Just hand over the boogies, that's what I'm here for."

Brenner: "So easy it's like taking candy from a baby."

Because he is a baby!

Maddock: "My candy!"

Brenner: "I bet you wish you could have some, huh?"

Now look, you've upset Maddock!

Phoenix: "When will this madness end?!"

Around here? Never.

We do have short periods of peace though.

I said short periods.

Zombie: "Those plants tasted terrible."

Phoenix: "I shall turn you human again!"

We're bumpin' along over here!

Toucan appreciation post. That is all. Carry on.

Nap time, even ghost dogs get sleepy.

Navy: "Yeahhh... I don't think she's sleeping."

Oh yeah, there's a new doggo! Meet Navy.

Navy is having a hard time taking in everything going on and it's only day one.

Natalia: "Old Mcdonald had a farm."

So close now!

Phoenix: "Someone broke the dishwasher and it wasn't me!"

Sure.

At least he's good for something.

Toucan: "This carpet feels amazing."

It's so adorable how tiny Peach is compared to the cat tower.

Collin has to escape to his bedroom every day to get any homework done.

While Natalia serenades the pets.

Navy: "She stinks at this."

Now look, you've upset her.

Collin: "She's not upset, she's in labor!"

Baby #3 is another boy! 

Introducing, Atticus Baudelaire!

And finally, a girl!

Introducing, Kirra Baudelaire!

Yep, we have twins! I love multiples.

Natalia: "I just love my babies."

Double babies means double the work.

Natalia: "Nobody told me that!"

Seriously! 

*Sparkles*

Oh. My. God.

(Said in Janice's voice)

I just love her so much!

*Sparkles*

Atticus is just as cute!

I don't know how I will pick heir this generation.

Welcome to the chaos, Navy!

 

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 383

Kato is so pretty!

It's a sad day in the Baudelaire household!

Kato Baudelaire

1/15/16 - 9/3/16

You know what, just go away. I'm not dealing with your mwahaha today.

Phoenix: "He's always so mean."

Phoenix: "WHY IS HE ALWAYS SO MEAN?!"

Well, not ALWAYS.

Natalia: "Oh, um. I think it's time."

She's right! Baby #2 is here, another baby boy! Introducing, Maddock Baudelaire!

The Baudelaire motto is "Waste no time between babies."

*Sparkles*

CUUUUUUTE! A little mixture of Ronan and Natalia.

We're just going to look away now...

Natalia has her hands full with two toddlers, at least she has a lot of help with the rest of the family.

I'm convinced that he knows how adorable he is.

Kiwi is a tough little kitten, taking everyone else down.

Potty training time, we don't waste time on that around here.

Maddock: "Now I can go potty by myself!"

Natalia: "Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

Maddock: "The WHAT?"

Natalia: "Excuse me?! We have bed bugs?"

No, it's just a phrase.

Natalia: "I'm so emotional!"

We know what that means!

Shop Owner: "Excuse me, old man. You have to buy something or leave."

Xander: "This is a nice chair, young man."

Peach isn't the most coordinated kitty.

In his spare time, Brenner enjoys gardening. When he's not plotting world domination, he's plotting plants.

Calliope: "What a beautiful day for a cat nap in the sun, I need a good stretch first."

It looks like Brenner joined in on helping with the toddlers today.

He's being nice, too nice...

It's confirmed now, baby #3 is on the way!

Natalia: "Today I'm going to play you a little song called "Every Breath You Take."

Phoenix: "I can't let her music be better than mine."

Phoenix: "But I'm a terrible musician!"

Taking care of toddlers takes a lot out of you.

Xander: "GASP! Again??"

Toucan: "Not this guy again!"

Calliope: "Who is he here for??"

The usual.

Grim: "I'll catch you without one of these one day, old man!"

Grim: "But until then, good riddance!"

Brenner: "Haha, can't stop me!"

Brenner: "NEVER."

Grim: "Man, something reeks."

Grim: "We don't have these in the underworld."

Grim: "I'm going to take this to go."

Birthday time!

*Sparkles*

He has the most adorable curly hair!

Brenner: "Someone else take care of these children!"

Brenner: "And that's how you say mwahahaha."

Maddock: "Muahaha."

Close enough.