Breyden: "Why did you put me in a bed that matches me? Is this some kind of joke?!" |
Keely: "Don't worry, everyone has picked on my purple skin all of my life, they are just jealous that they can't be adorable grapes like us!" |
Loki: "I want to be an adorable grape." |
Declan: "Well, definitely not going in there to use the potty." |
Toby: "He needs to put some clothes on, naked dude burns my eyes." |
Time for baby Breyden's birthday, look at his single little candle! |
Andrew: "I get the first piece of cake!!!" |
Myloh: "Where did you get that? I want one." |
*Sparkles* |
I introduce you to one of the cutest little babies ever! He's a mini Chance but with purple skin! |
You are just the cutest little thing ever! |
Breyden: "Really? You wuv me, right?" |
Andrew: "Everyone loves you!" |
Declan: "Don't forget about me because Breyden is so adorable!!!" Andrew: "Help." |
Toby: "That's what he gets for making me see him naked." |
Everyone else was busy so Grandpa Myloh decided to teach Breyden how to walk, I love them spending time together. |
Myloh: "Wanna make some babies?" Wait... what??? |
Myloh: "I said we are going to make babies." Yeah... I didn't need to hear that a second time. |
We already have two precious Baudelaire babies, we don't need anymore right now. |
Andrew: "Party over here!" Ayla: "I can't believe I had kids with him." |
Myloh: "I have no idea what I'm doing." That's why we love you. |
Andrew: "C'mon, cook you stupid waffles, I'm hungry!" |
Myloh: "Party time, wooo..." |
Grumpy pants finally cheered up for the party! |
Breyden: "I don't know what you put in this stuff but it's amazing!" I had to interrupt the party with some Breyden cuteness. |
*Sparkles* |
And he's still a Keely clone! |
Breyden: "When I grow up I want to find a potion to destroy the stalker ice cream truck." Andrew: "That's nice, son." |
I wonder who could be in here? |
Ayla: "Thumbs up for kitty woohoo!" Seriously, Ayla? |
They see me buzzin', they hatin' |
Breyden: "Why do you watch me potty?" |
Toby: "You look like you would smell nice, come here so I can have a little sniff." |
Toby: "I think the kid needs changed, he did NOT smell nice." |
Declan: "I'm not on diaper duty!" |
Ayla: "You expect me to paint a masterpiece with this?" |
Ayla: "Well, I guess I can try, I'm not promising you anything better than a stick figure." |
Creeper Kid: "This is my kingdom, you all bow down to me! Mwahahaha!" Who are you?! |
Creeper Kid: "I am your King." |
We don't need some creepy kid as a King, we have a little Prince! |
Breyden and Isis love to watch tv together. |
Breyden: "Maybe nobody will notice me eating my hand." Toby: "Somebody take this kid away before he eats my couch." |
I'm not ready for Breyden to grow up! |
Keely... I think the party is over here. |
*Sparkles* |
Here he is, he's still so cute! |
Loki can definitely be one adorable grape. ^_^
ReplyDeleteCreepy kid scares me. O.o
Haha, Loki photobomb. :P
Loved the post! Hilarious as always, Amber! xD