The Baudelaire's - Chapter 328

Weston: "He looks just like me, he's the cutest one."

Weston: "Do you know why? Because I'm cute."

Kingsley: "I don't need to learn how to talk."

Kingsley: "I'm too busy for something like that."

Cadienne: "Who left their food by that puddle of pee?!"

Cadienne: "Take that nastiness somewhere else!"

Cadienne: "The nursery is a lot cleaner!"

Baby #10 is on the way! This is the biggest generation ever.

Tempest: "I hope I never have that many kids!"

*Sparkles*

Knightlee: "Why did I have to grow up during a full moon with this ugly green lighting?"

Those adorable pointy ears and bright eyes, I just love him.

Tempest: "We get it, you like Kingsley more than the rest of us."

Topher: "I'm cool with that, just keep giving me plasma juice."

*Sparkles*

Topher: "I thought I had a few more days to be a child!"

Oooh, kitties!!!

Max: "We're going to have MORE cats?!"

It's important to keep up with exercising after having 9 kids.

It's also important to keep yourself groomed.

Tiger: "My tail scared me!"

This little doggy wandered in and played with the toys, I think he's related.

Kingsley: "Did I do good?"

August: "You did great!"

August: "You're such a little smarty!"

August: "I love my siblings!"

That's good news because she will have another one to love soon.

Tempest: "Well, it's not good for me because I hate everyone."

Brenner stays busy tending his garden and keeping zombies out of it.

It's stalking! Get inside, Brenner!

*Sparkles*

Tiger is an elder!

Victory will be an adult for a while though.

Baby #10 is a girl! Introducing, Queeny Baudelaire!

Queeny is the final baby of this generation, this generation is huge! Can you guess the name pattern? I'll reveal it at the end of the chapter.

HINT: WRITE ALL OF THE NAMES AND LOOK AT THE LETTERS

*Sparkles*

Adkyn is handsome! He's also not heir, time to kick him out!

Victory: "Hahaha! He has to buy his own food now."

Weston: "I hope you look like me too."

*Saprkles*

Weston got his wish! Queeny is adorable, I think my heir choices are Cadienne and Queeny.

Good job.

Hadley: "This kid isn't very smart."

Here's the name pattern!

Queeny: "There's a name pattern?"
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Tiegan
Adkyn
August
Tempest
Topher
Casper
Cadienne
Knightlee
Kingsley
Queeny

One name ends with N, the next one ends with N also.
Then I take the first letter of that name and the next name starts with the same letter, then the next name ends with the letter that the name before it ends with.

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 327

Tiegan: "Here comes the tickle monster!"

Knightlee: "The tickle monster gave me milk!"

Now Knightlee is learning how to be evil talk from Brenner.

Knightlee: "So when I'm old enough we can take over the world together?"

That was enough "learning" from Brenner, it's Hadley's turn to take over.

August: "Did you hear? It's a snow day!"

Topher: "Outta my way, I want to make snow angels!"

And he just flopped face down into the snow.

Dinosaurs can play in the snow too.

August: "Casper, mom said to come down to eat dinner!"

Casper: "NEVER!"

August: "SO COLD!"

All of the kids joined in on the fun, the yard will be full of snowmen and igloos.

Tempest: "You're ugly, I will destroy you!"

That was mean!

I think Tiger is having a bad day!

I feel the same way when I'm hungry.

Baby #9 is on the way!

Knightlee: "I'm going to be a big brother!"

Knightlee: "This mush isn't as good as the bottles."

Knightlee: "I want a bottle!"

Leighton: "My baby is so moody."

I would let Moonie destroy anything she wanted if she could just be with us a little longer.

Moonie Baudelaire
June 21, 2015 - August 15, 2015

Grim: "Anyone want to join me? It's a little lonely."

*Sparkles*

I love Cadienne! She's one of my top choices for heir.

Casper: "But I thought I was your top choice!"

*Sparkles*

Tempest is gorgeous! I love her, she is the perfect mix of Weston and Leighton.

Another birthday?!

Tiegan is gorgeous too! She's not heiress though, time to kick her out.

Knightlee: "Why won't the round block go in the square hole?!"

Leighton: "Ummm... I think it's time."

Leighton: "Please stop making me have kids!"

It's another boy! Introducing, Kingsley Baudelaire!

Kingsley was born on a peaceful, snowy night.

A new life and a death, R.I.P birdy.

The Baudelaire's love their birds so they got a new one really quick.

*Sparkles*

It's another Weston clone! Knightlee and Kingsley look just like Weston.

Weston: "Finally, a few kids that look like me, I was starting to wonder if any of them were mine."

Kingsley: "I look like him?"