The Baudelaire's - Chapter 277

Ierik: "Someone needs to clean this potty, it stinks."

Ierik: "Get me away from this nasty potty!"

Ierik: "I don't like being around nasty things."

Ierik: "Being around this milk is the best!"

Brenner: "You wanna share some of that milk?"

Brenner: "This is scary, I don't want to slide!"

Brenner: "I slipped!"

Brenner: "I don't like this!"

Brenner: "That wasn't as bad as I thought it would be."

Zaylee: "Dad is a wimp."

Zaylee: "Since he's a wimp, I'm going to push him in the pool."

Brenner: "I love it when kids cry, mwahahaha!!!"

Brenner: "I will never pick him up, hahaha."

I guess Ierik stopped crying so Brenner decided to put him to bed.

Ierik: "I'm not ready for bed."

He wasn't ready for bed but he was out like a light.

Hemingway: "Will you brush me too?"

Keinlyn: "Nobody will brush the poor puppy!"

Sundance: "Why is my kid so emotional?!"

Loklyn is slacking, he only cooked two meals for breakfast before jumping in the pool.

And then he naps all day.

But he does care for all of the kids so I guess he deserves a nap.

Ierik: "I will never talk for you."

Loklyn: "Why am I teaching him how to talk, it sounds like he already talks."

Ierik: "I tricked grandpa, I just wanted to spend time with him."

Milo: "Someone left a cake on the counter, maybe I should get a bite..."

Milo: "Ouch!"

Milo: "I mean... I did that on purpose."

The kitties decided to play under Pennie, Pennie doesn't mind.

Pennie: "I don't mind, I want to play too!"

Loklyn: "Don't give up, I know you can do it!"

Zaylee is a creeper.

Ierik: "I can do it!"

Ierik: "Look at me, I'm walking!"

Loklyn: "I knew you could do it!"

The Baudelaire's - Chapter 276

Loklyn: "I'm not ready for this baby!"

Sundance: "I don't think I am either!"

I got my wish, it's a boy! Introducing, Ierik Baudelaire!

I pronounce his name eye-rick, it could be completely different but that's how I pronounce it.

Sundance: "He's perfect."

Sundance: "Now eat your banana milk."

Brenner: "I didn't wash my dirty plate, mwahahaha!"

Whisker: "Can I lick that plate?"

Puppies and kitties running wild everywhere!

It's party time for Ierik, I hope he looks like Brenner!

*Sparkles*

I got my wish again, he's perfect!

Perfect and derpy.

Sundance: "The claw is coming for Ierik!"

*Tickle Tickle*

Ierik: "That cat is destroying stuff."

Ierik: "Should it be doing that?"

Ierik: "Can I do that too?!"

Ierik: "Just kidding, I'll destroy everything without asking."

Fester: "You smell funny."

Ierik: "The kitty says I smell funny!"

He's such a quiet boy, he can sit and play for hours."

I love his hair!

Sundance: "Get my baby away from that cake, I don't want her to grow up."

Sundance: "Growing up stinks."

Sundance: "But I can't wait to see how cute she is."

Keinlyn: "I get the best piece of cake!"

Happy Birthday, Zaylee!

*Sparkles*

Brenner: "She's derpy, yes!"

Zaylee: "But I don't want to be derpy."

Brenner: "You're my last baby, I don't want you to grow up."

Ierik: "I'm the last baby?"

Ierik: "Does that mean I am so cute that they wanted to stop having kids?"

Yep!

Ierik: "That's awesome."

His hair is what's awesome, I can't stop looking at it.

Whisker: "If you vomit, can I eat it?"

Whisker: "Just don't do it on me."

Like father, like son.

Pennie: "What are they so proud of?"